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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The miracle, or the power, that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application, and perseverance under the prompting of a brave, determined spirit.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
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The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.
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The history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.
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The effenciency of our criminal jury system is only barred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
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The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
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The billiard table is better than the doctor.
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The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee is fluid poverty.
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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
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Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.
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