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'God created a monkey because He was disappointed in man.'
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'If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man, but it would degrade the cat.
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'In studying the traits and dispositions of the so-called lower animals, and contrasting them with man's, I find the result humiliating to me.'
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'Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party didn't miss the boat. Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit, your dog would go to heaven and you would stay out!'
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Anger
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Anger
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In Boston they ask, How much does he know? In New York, How much is he worth? In Philadelphia, Who were his parents?
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There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Age
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Age
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Youth, large, lusty, loving- Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination
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Your faith is what you believe, not what you know
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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus
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Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
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With ignorance and arrogance, success is assured
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Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
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Why shoudn't truth be stranger than fiction Fiction, after all, has to stick to the possibilities.
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Whoever is happy will make others happy, too
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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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