Zorro, the Gay Blade Quotes

Bunny Wigglesworth: Black is tacky.

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Don Diego: He is a mute.
Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.

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Don Diego Vega: If I give my lands to the people, where are we going to live?
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Boston!
Don Diego Vega: Boston?
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Yes! It is the only civilized city. They have the best art, the best music...
Don Diego Vega: You have to been kidding me... I was in Boston for a week, and I never heard a decent Mariachi playing

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Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.

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Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
Don Diego: Probably because he asked you and I did not.

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Zorro: You recognize that famous sign?
Old Man: Si senior. It is a Two.
Zorro: That is a Z!
Old Man: But in the school, that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a Two.
Zorro: *I* say it is a *Z* - For El Zorro!

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