Zombeavers Quotes

Buck: Zoe... I'm sorry I never ate your pussy. I'm gonna go back and eat all of it one day.
Zoe: It's okay, baby. We're going to get out of here, okay?
Buck: It just smells so bad down there...

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Buck: I've never seen a real beaver before up close.
Zoe: Well, maybe you should try going down on me once in a while, Buck.

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Tommy: I can't see anything. You?
Zoe: No, my eyes are closed.

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Sam: We cannot turn against each other right now. That's exactly what the beavers would want.

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Smyth: You girls from out of town?
Mary: Yeah, we're staying over there at my cousin's place.
Jenn: We're looking for beavers.
Smyth: Well, hell, ain't we all?

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Smyth: [aiming down scope of a sniper rifle]Filthy, hairy beavers...

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[during the outtakes] Luke: I had a job for a minute as one of those sign spinners.
Joseph: Like in one of those sandwich places?
Luke: Yeah, but I plugged it in, put some Christmas lights in it, tried to get paid extra... strangled my penis.
Joseph: Strangled your penis? How does that happen?
Luke: You can strangle your penis.
Joseph: Were you doing that flip behind your back and came up around your taint?
Luke: My penis was in a rear, naked choke.
Joseph: What kind of workman's comp do you get for that?
Luke: You just get fired... [they start laughing]

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Sam: Come out to the lake, have a few laughs...

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Sam: [holding up the torso of a dead zombeaver]Is this what you want, you fucks?

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Tommy: Suck a bag of dicks!

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