Yoga Hosers Quotes

Colleen McKenzie: Im not even suppose to be here today!

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Colleen McKenzie
Colleen Collette: Sorry aboot that.

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Guy Lapointe: Haters have got to hate, like the douches have to douche. That's the life, right there in a nutshell.

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Ms. Wicklund: You live on your phones! You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world.
Colleen Collette: Ms.Wicklund - This isn't the real world.
Colleen McKenzie: This is Canada.

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Yogi Bayer: You're smudging my glass with your perverted energy!
Yogi Bayer: Go!

Movie: Yoga Hosers