The Magnificent Seven Quotes
J.D.: Why don't you try your animal maggotism on him, Buck?
Buck: That's animal magnatism, boy and as you can clearly see, it only works on the ladies.
Buck: That's animal magnatism, boy and as you can clearly see, it only works on the ladies.
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Old Man: You worry about yourself. Are you ready for him? [refers to Calvera]
Old Man: What if he comes now, huh?
Vin: Reminds me of that fellow back home that fell off a ten story building.
Chris: What about him?
Vin: Well, as he was falling people on each floor kept hearing him say, So far, so good. Tch... So far, so good!
Old Man: What if he comes now, huh?
Vin: Reminds me of that fellow back home that fell off a ten story building.
Chris: What about him?
Vin: Well, as he was falling people on each floor kept hearing him say, So far, so good. Tch... So far, so good!
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Vin: [after a brief gunfight on Chris' property] So much for peace and quiet.
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Vin: Ah hell Nathan, you know Chris doesn't say more than three words in a day.
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[while the Seven prepare to leave the Indian village, Chris returns the gold amulet to the Seminole Chief]
Chris Larabee: Never could figure out how to split it seven ways. You can use it again the next time you're threatened.
Chris Larabee: Never could figure out how to split it seven ways. You can use it again the next time you're threatened.
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Ezra: Well, sir, now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgeon, you may effect my emancipation.
J.D.: Huh?
Ezra: Let me out.
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Ezra: When the sanctified dead rise from their graves to receive judgment, I'll start doling out cash.
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[Five of the seven are on their way to catch an outlaw and Ezra, who is in jail, wants to go along]
Chris Larabee: You ran out on me once before. You wouldn't be thinking about doing that again, would you?
Ezra Standish: I swear upon the grave of my sainted mother.
J.D. Dunne: You told me your mother was alive.
Ezra Standish: It's a figure of speech.
Chris Larabee: You ran out on me once before. You wouldn't be thinking about doing that again, would you?
Ezra Standish: I swear upon the grave of my sainted mother.
J.D. Dunne: You told me your mother was alive.
Ezra Standish: It's a figure of speech.
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Josiah: Now that there's divine intervention. Me, I was gonna shoot your hand off.
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Buck: Well, hell, Ezra, this hand's got as much chance as a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest.
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Inez Rocios: Senor, you have a mouth.
Buck: So do you. Maybe they should get together sometime?
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Vin: [Ezra walks out of the saloon with only a rug around his waist and his boots] Loose something, Ezra?
Ezra: He cheated. He cheated! I know he cheated! What are you looking at! Boo!
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Ezra Standish: Whoa!
Chris Larabee: Now that was good timing.
Ezra Standish: Sorry for the delay.
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Ezra: Calls to mind the decline and fall of Rome which...
Josiah: Ezra, shut up.
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Ezra: Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, this is obviously a case of mistaken identity.
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Ezra: You're sneaky, I'll give you that, but you're? you're? help me out here, Buck.
Buck: You are crookeder than a yellow-bellied snake makin' its way through a prickly pear patch.
Ezra: Thank you.
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Josh Faraday: [after watching Jack Horne walk away]I believe that bear was wearing people's clothes.
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Goodnight Robicheaux: It's like my daddy said...
Billy Rocks: What did your daddy say?
Goodnight Robicheaux: [laughs]My daddy said a lot of things!
Billy Rocks: What did your daddy say?
Goodnight Robicheaux: [laughs]My daddy said a lot of things!
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Goodnight Robicheaux: What a merry band, we are. Me a Grey, Chisolm a Blue, Billy a mysterious man of the Orient, a drunk Irishman, a Texican, a female and her gentlemen caller. This is not going to end well.
Vasquez: I'm Mexican, cabr¾n. No such thing as a Texican.
Goodnight Robicheaux: Try telling that to my granddaddy. He died at the Alamo. New Orleans Greys, long barracks, bayonets. Blood, teeth. Mauled by a horde of teeming brown devils.
Vasquez: My grandfather was one of those devils, you know. Toluca Battalion. Hey, maybe my grandfather killed your grandfather, huh?
Vasquez: I'm Mexican, cabr¾n. No such thing as a Texican.
Goodnight Robicheaux: Try telling that to my granddaddy. He died at the Alamo. New Orleans Greys, long barracks, bayonets. Blood, teeth. Mauled by a horde of teeming brown devils.
Vasquez: My grandfather was one of those devils, you know. Toluca Battalion. Hey, maybe my grandfather killed your grandfather, huh?
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Emma Cullen: He made them murder my husband, he will take everything we have.
Sam Chisolm: So you seek revenge?
Emma Cullen: I seek righteousness. But I'll take revenge.
Sam Chisolm: So you seek revenge?
Emma Cullen: I seek righteousness. But I'll take revenge.
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Bartholomew Bogue: Chisolm. Do I know that name?
Sam Chisolm: You should know it from your obituary.
Sam Chisolm: You should know it from your obituary.
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Josh Faraday: [considering their plight]Reminds me of this fella I used to know. Fell off a five-story building. Passed each floor on the way down, people inside heard him say: So far, so good! He's dead now.
Josh Faraday: I make good on my horse yet, Sam?
Sam Chisolm: So far, so good.
Josh Faraday: I make good on my horse yet, Sam?
Sam Chisolm: So far, so good.
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Preacher: The spirit is willing, but we are not killers.
Sam Chisolm: No one is, until they're looking down the barrel of a gun.
Sam Chisolm: No one is, until they're looking down the barrel of a gun.
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Josh Faraday: [townsfolk all staring as they eat their dinner]Like being in one of them damn zoos.
Goodnight Robicheaux: Fame is a sarcophagus.
Josh Faraday: You read those in a book, or do you make 'em up as you go.
Goodnight Robicheaux: I'll try to use one-syllable words from now on.
Josh Faraday: What's a syllable?
Goodnight Robicheaux: Fame is a sarcophagus.
Josh Faraday: You read those in a book, or do you make 'em up as you go.
Goodnight Robicheaux: I'll try to use one-syllable words from now on.
Josh Faraday: What's a syllable?
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