What Women Want Quotes

Morgan: Can we walk AND talk? Because, in case you live, I don't wanna be late.

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Nick Marshall: [trying to convice his psychiatrist that he can hear what women think] You don't believe me? Pick a number.
J.M. Perkins: Alright. A number between one and...?
Nick Marshall: A million, why not?
J.M. Perkins: Between one and a million, alright. [Closes her eyes and concentrates]
Nick Marshall: Six-hundred and eighty-four thousand, nine-hundred ninety-eight, ninety nine. [Psychiatrist's eyes flash open]
Nick Marshall: Want to make a decision here?

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Alex: [walks in on Nick wearing feminine products] What are you doing?
Nick Marshall: Exfoliating.

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Darcy McGuire: [voiceover] No games. How do I get that in? She's running. It's early, it's quiet. Just the sound of her feet on the asphalt. She likes to run alone. No pressure, no stress. This is the one place she can be herself. Look any way she wants, dress, think any way she wants. No game playing, no rules. Games, sports, rules. Games, sports, rules. Playing by the rules. Playing games versus playing - Playing by the rules. Playing games versus playing.
Darcy McGuire: Why are you nodding?
Nick Marshall: Because you're onto something.
Darcy McGuire: Am I?
Nick Marshall: Aren't you?
Darcy McGuire: Well, I was thinking about a play on words. Something about games versus - I feel like I was onto something good.
Nick Marshall: Playing games versus playing - sports?
Darcy McGuire: Yes! Thank you. Do you like any of this?
Nick Marshall: A lot. I like the idea that you can be yourself on the road.
Darcy McGuire: I do too. [V.O.: Did I say that out loud?]
Nick Marshall: [stammering] No, I was just...
Darcy McGuire: 'Cause I was circling around the exact same thing.
Nick Marshall: Which is great, we're on the same - yeah.
Darcy McGuire: Sorry, I'm not thinking straight. My glands may be swollen.
Nick Marshall: Maybe they should be more swollen. You're doing great. Nike. No games.
Darcy McGuire: Just sports.

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J.M. Perkins: If you know what women want, you can rule!

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Nick Marshall: I realize I haven't been the perfect dad.
Alex: Understatement of the century.

Movie: What Women Want