Wreck-It Ralph Quotes
King Candy: [puts on glasses]You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? [Ralph smacks the King with the glasses]
King Candy: You hit a guy, with glasses. That's... that's... well-played.
King Candy: You hit a guy, with glasses. That's... that's... well-played.
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[last lines]Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?
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Surge Protector: Step aside, sir. Random security check.
Wreck-It Ralph: Random, my behind. You always stop me.
Surge Protector: I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Lara Croft.
Surge Protector: Name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.
Surge Protector: And where you coming from?
Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, Pac-Man.
Surge Protector: You bring any fruit with you?
Wreck-It Ralph: [hides the giant cherries behind his back]No! No, no fruit.
Surge Protector: Okay, then, where you headed?
Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Surge Protector: Anything to declare?
Wreck-It Ralph: I hate you.
Surge Protector: I get that a lot. Proceed.
Wreck-It Ralph: Random, my behind. You always stop me.
Surge Protector: I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Lara Croft.
Surge Protector: Name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.
Surge Protector: And where you coming from?
Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, Pac-Man.
Surge Protector: You bring any fruit with you?
Wreck-It Ralph: [hides the giant cherries behind his back]No! No, no fruit.
Surge Protector: Okay, then, where you headed?
Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Surge Protector: Anything to declare?
Wreck-It Ralph: I hate you.
Surge Protector: I get that a lot. Proceed.
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[Ralph hurtles down towards Diet Cola Mountain, preparing to sacrifice himself to save Vanellope and the rest of the game]Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad! [He looks at the cookie medal Vanellope gave him: YOU'RE MY HERO]
Wreck-It Ralph: There's no-one I'd rather be... than me.
Wreck-It Ralph: There's no-one I'd rather be... than me.
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Fix-It Felix: What's he say, what's he say...? [imitating Ralph]
Fix-It Felix: I'm gonna wreck it! [Felix hits the prison bars with his hammer... which reappear, thicker and stronger]
Fix-It Felix: Why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?
Fix-It Felix: I'm gonna wreck it! [Felix hits the prison bars with his hammer... which reappear, thicker and stronger]
Fix-It Felix: Why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?
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[last lines]Wreck-It Ralph: [voice-over]But the best part of my day is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would. [Over at Sugar Rush, Venellope wins her race, receives her trophy, and fist-bumps the girl playing the game]
Wreck-It Ralph: Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me... [Vanellope, holding her trophy, smiles and waves at Ralph. Ralph waves back, smiling contentedly]
Wreck-It Ralph: How bad can I be?
Wreck-It Ralph: Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me... [Vanellope, holding her trophy, smiles and waves at Ralph. Ralph waves back, smiling contentedly]
Wreck-It Ralph: How bad can I be?
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Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!
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Wreck-It Ralph: [Referring to his medal]I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.
Vanellope von Schweetz: 'Hero's Doodie'? Pffffft! [giggles loudly]
Wreck-It Ralph: It's not that kind of duty!
Vanellope von Schweetz: [Still laughing]I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'! What did ya get the medal for? Wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't have time for this.
Vanellope von Schweetz: One more, one more. Why did the the hero flush the toilet?... Say why.
Wreck-It Ralph: Why?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Because it was his... doodie!
Wreck-It Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toot-sweet sister!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Well unless you've got a kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you.
Vanellope von Schweetz: 'Hero's Doodie'? Pffffft! [giggles loudly]
Wreck-It Ralph: It's not that kind of duty!
Vanellope von Schweetz: [Still laughing]I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'! What did ya get the medal for? Wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't have time for this.
Vanellope von Schweetz: One more, one more. Why did the the hero flush the toilet?... Say why.
Wreck-It Ralph: Why?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Because it was his... doodie!
Wreck-It Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toot-sweet sister!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Well unless you've got a kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you.
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Sergeant Calhoun: Do you know what the first rule of Hero's Duty is, soldier?
Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?
Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?
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[first lines]Wreck-It Ralph: My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see... I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds. Got a bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else? Uh... I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing's the name of the game. Literally. Fix-It Felix, Jr. So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha! And no, there aren't. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, it's sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.
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[from trailer]Vanellope von Schweetz: What's your name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Wreck-It Ralph: Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
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Vanellope von Schweetz: You could stay. You could have your own castle, where you can wreck and stink as much as you want, and no one would ever treat you badly ever again.
Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks. But I have a job to do. It may not be as fancy as being president but it's my duty, and it's a *big* duty! [Vanellope chuckles bashfully]
Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks. But I have a job to do. It may not be as fancy as being president but it's my duty, and it's a *big* duty! [Vanellope chuckles bashfully]
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Sergeant Calhoun: All right, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! Fear is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself! It's make your mamas proud time!
Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mamma!
Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mamma!
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Fix-It Felix: Do you have any idea what you put me through? Higgeldy-piggeldy, I ran all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then... I met the most dynamite gal. Oh, she gives me the honey glow something awful! But, she rebuffed my affections. And then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!
Wreck-It Ralph: Felix, pull yourself together!
Fix-It Felix: No, Ralph! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.
Wreck-It Ralph: Yes I do... That's every day of my life.
Fix-It Felix: It is?
Wreck-It Ralph: Which is why I tried to run away and be a good guy. But I'm not! I'm just a bad guy. And I need your help. There's a little girl who's only hope is this cart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise, I will never try to be good again.
Wreck-It Ralph: Felix, pull yourself together!
Fix-It Felix: No, Ralph! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.
Wreck-It Ralph: Yes I do... That's every day of my life.
Fix-It Felix: It is?
Wreck-It Ralph: Which is why I tried to run away and be a good guy. But I'm not! I'm just a bad guy. And I need your help. There's a little girl who's only hope is this cart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise, I will never try to be good again.
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[from trailer]Sergeant Calhoun: Fear is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!
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[Ralph returns to Vanellope with the fixed go-kart]Wreck-It Ralph: I know, I know, I know. I'm an idiot.
Vanellope von Schweetz: And?
Wreck-It Ralph: A real numb-skull?
Vanellope von Schweetz: And?
Wreck-It Ralph: A selfish diaper-baby.
Vanellope von Schweetz: AND?
Wreck-It Ralph: A stinkbrain?
Vanellope von Schweetz: The stinkiest brain ever.
Vanellope von Schweetz: And?
Wreck-It Ralph: A real numb-skull?
Vanellope von Schweetz: And?
Wreck-It Ralph: A selfish diaper-baby.
Vanellope von Schweetz: AND?
Wreck-It Ralph: A stinkbrain?
Vanellope von Schweetz: The stinkiest brain ever.
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[from trailer]Wreck-It Ralph: You're a winner!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm a winner...
Wreck-It Ralph: And you're adorable!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm ADORABLE!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm a winner...
Wreck-It Ralph: And you're adorable!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm ADORABLE!
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Wreck-It Ralph: They invited Pac-Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!
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Sergeant Calhoun: Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.
Fix-It Felix: Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal.
Calhoun's Fiancee: [At the artillery range]You know, you are one dynamite gal. [On a date]
Calhoun's Fiancee: You are one dynamite gal. [At a park]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal. [Proposing]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal. [At the wedding]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal. [the cy-bug bursts in and kills him]
Sergeant Calhoun: NOOOOO! [stops the ship]
Sergeant Calhoun: Get out!
Fix-It Felix: But... all I said is that you're a dynamite gal.
Sergeant Calhoun: I said get out! [Felix disembarks and Calhoun flies off alone]
Fix-It Felix: Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal.
Calhoun's Fiancee: [At the artillery range]You know, you are one dynamite gal. [On a date]
Calhoun's Fiancee: You are one dynamite gal. [At a park]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal. [Proposing]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal. [At the wedding]
Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal. [the cy-bug bursts in and kills him]
Sergeant Calhoun: NOOOOO! [stops the ship]
Sergeant Calhoun: Get out!
Fix-It Felix: But... all I said is that you're a dynamite gal.
Sergeant Calhoun: I said get out! [Felix disembarks and Calhoun flies off alone]
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Wreck-It Ralph: But right now, you have to fix this go-kart for me.
Fix-It Felix: I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.
Fix-It Felix: I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.
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Sour Bill: Now I remember. [walking up to Vanellope]
Sour Bill: All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: I remember, she's our princess!
Candlehead: Oh, that's right!
Taffyta Muttonfudge: We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!
Rancis Fluggerbutter: Yeah, those were... jokes!
Candlehead: [whining]I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Sugar Rush Racers: *What?* No, no, no, please...
Fix-It Felix: Oh, my land!
Sergeant Calhoun: Oh! This place just got interesting.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: [crying]I don't want to die!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, I'm just kidding.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: You are?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: [eyes streaming]I'm trying, but... it won't stop!
Sour Bill: All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: I remember, she's our princess!
Candlehead: Oh, that's right!
Taffyta Muttonfudge: We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!
Rancis Fluggerbutter: Yeah, those were... jokes!
Candlehead: [whining]I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Sugar Rush Racers: *What?* No, no, no, please...
Fix-It Felix: Oh, my land!
Sergeant Calhoun: Oh! This place just got interesting.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: [crying]I don't want to die!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, I'm just kidding.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: You are?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: [eyes streaming]I'm trying, but... it won't stop!
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Clyde: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?
Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.
Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan.
Saitine: Uh, it's Saitine.
Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. [the Bad-Anon members gasp]
Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you?
Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it Turbo to want more out of life?
Zombie: Yes.
Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.
Clyde ,
Saitine ,
Cyborg ,
M. Bison ,
Zombie ,
Zangief ,
Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.
Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.
Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan.
Saitine: Uh, it's Saitine.
Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. [the Bad-Anon members gasp]
Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you?
Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it Turbo to want more out of life?
Zombie: Yes.
Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.
Clyde ,
Saitine ,
Cyborg ,
M. Bison ,
Zombie ,
Zangief ,
Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.
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[in the middle of Hero's Duty]Wreck-It Ralph: I thought this would be like Centipede! When did video games become so violent and scary? Just let me out of here, please!
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Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm gonna learn how to drive, I'm gonna learn how to...! Wait. Do *you* know how to drive?
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah...! I mean, I've never done it, but I flew a spaceship today!
Vanellope von Schweetz: You crashed it.
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah...! I mean, I've never done it, but I flew a spaceship today!
Vanellope von Schweetz: You crashed it.
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Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, and whatever you do, don't die! Because if you die outside of your own game, you don't regenerate. EVER! Game over.
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Sergeant Calhoun: This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!
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Fix-It Felix: [goggles at Calhoun]Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING!
Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
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Sergeant Calhoun: The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.
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