Women's Murder Club Quotes

Jill Bernhardt: You haven't even had sex with anyone since he left.
Lindsay Boxer: Says who? I could have been secretly whoring around for the past two years...

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Warren Jacobi: You also got a phone call from your boyfriend, Harold. Says he needs to talk to you.
Logan Young: That's who you should be talking to if you want to know what's going on at Pacific Shores. Especially with Edna, since Harold was sleeping with her.
Lindsay Boxer: Shut up!
Logan Young: He was. Her, Winnie, and several others. Look, there's more bed-hopping going on at a retirement community than at a swingers club. Trust me. I've walked in on things no man should ever see.
Warren Jacobi: Must be his "love mints".
Lindsay Boxer: He is half-past 100 and Edna was a sweet old lady.
Logan Young: There old, not dead. Bet she was having more sex than you are. [Jacobi snickers.]

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[backhands Dale in the face and kicks over a chair]
Lindsay Boxer: You wanna mess with me?

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[discussing the death of an old woman]
Claire Washburn: Nice vacation, good last meal, couple drinks on the plane, and you doze off during end-flight movie. Not a bad way to go.
Cindy Thomas: I hope I go in my sleep.
Jill Bernhardt: I want to go on top of Clive Owen. You die your way, I'll die mine.
Lindsay Boxer: I don't want to die, period. Why are we even talking about this?

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