The Bill Engvall Show Quotes

Bill Pearson: [pulls a pair of sexy panties out of the laundry] How come I've never seen you in these?
Susan Pearson: Because they're your daughter's.
Bill Pearson: *Ohhhh!*

Movie: The Bill Engvall Show

Lauren Pearson: Why did you guys choose to have other children after me?
Susan Pearson: Because we were young, and... stupid.

TV Show: The Bill Engvall Show