Welcome Freshmen Quotes

Female Teacher: Give me back my attendance records.
Male Teacher: No way, Dog Breath.
Female Teacher: Mr. Lippman! Mr.Sitcurse...
Male Teacher: [shouts] Liar, liar! Pants on fire!
Mr. Elliott Lippman: Stop it, Mr.Teensy. Holding your breath will not do you any good. Your not getting a raise.
Mr.Teensy: But I want a raise. [shouts]
Mr.Teensy: I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! [throws a temper tantrum]
Mr. Elliott Lippman: [shouts] If you don't shut up, [turns Mr.Teensy around]
Mr. Elliott Lippman: I'm gonna grab your undies and give you a big... [stops as Alex walks into Teachers lounge]
Mr. Elliott Lippman: [to Mr. Teensy] Gee, I guess that verterbrae is now back in place, huh, Mr. Teensy?

Movie: Welcome Freshmen