Hudson Hawk Quotes

Anna: [Upon Hudson Hawk learning she is a nun] It doesn't mean I don't love you.
Hudson Hawk: Oh, no! You love me! It's YOUR JOB! You probably love Butterfingers over there.
Anna: Well, yeah, in a weird sort of Catholic way, I do.

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Darwin Mayflower: The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter...
Minerva Mayflower: ...on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris.
Hudson Hawk: As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin?

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Gates: I got a proposition for ya.
Hudson Hawk: Answer's no, Gates... Even if you bathe.

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Hudson Hawk: Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite for getting a job in the art world?

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Hudson Hawk: Reindeer Goat Cheese Pizza?

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[Tommy Five-Tone is miraculously alive at the end of the film]
Hudson Hawk: You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!
Tommy Five-Tone: Air bags! Can you ****ing believe it?
Anna: You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!
Tommy Five-Tone: Sprinkler system set up in the back! Can you ****ing BELIEVE it?

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