Tom and Huck Quotes
Becky Thatcher: Oh Tom, it's, it's, what is it?
Tom Sawyer: It's your engagement ring.
Becky Thatcher: It's beautiful.
Tom Sawyer: It sure is. Why when I was engaged to Amy Lawrence she...
Becky Thatcher: What? You mean I'm not the first?
Tom Sawyer: No Becky, that was ages ago. Two months at least.
Becky Thatcher: I hate you. I hate you and I hope you die.
Tom Sawyer: It's your engagement ring.
Becky Thatcher: It's beautiful.
Tom Sawyer: It sure is. Why when I was engaged to Amy Lawrence she...
Becky Thatcher: What? You mean I'm not the first?
Tom Sawyer: No Becky, that was ages ago. Two months at least.
Becky Thatcher: I hate you. I hate you and I hope you die.
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Huck Finn: He's drunk asleep. Shouldn't be too hard to get that map.
Tom Sawyer: Then let's get it and git.
Tom Sawyer: [begins approaching Injun Joe, then notices Huck's not following] Ain't ya comin'?
Huck Finn: One map don't need the two of us. I'll wait here.
Tom Sawyer: Then let's get it and git.
Tom Sawyer: [begins approaching Injun Joe, then notices Huck's not following] Ain't ya comin'?
Huck Finn: One map don't need the two of us. I'll wait here.
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Huck Finn: You gonna let her do that to you?
Tom Sawyer: I think she likes me.
Huck Finn: She pushes you off a bridge cuz she likes you?
Tom Sawyer: [Tom nods]
Huck Finn: [Huck blows smoke in Tom's face] I think you're both crazy.
Tom Sawyer: Hey Huck watcha got in the sack?
Huck Finn: Dead cat. Wagon run over 'em. Guts come out both ends.
Tom Sawyer: What's a dead cat good for?
Huck Finn: To cure warts away.
Tom Sawyer: Well, I got one. How's it work?
Huck Finn: You take your dead cat to the graveyard on the day somebody wicked's been buried, and when the devil comes, you heave your cat at him and say "Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done with you". That'll fetch any wart.
Tom Sawyer: Sounds right. So when are you gonna try it?
Huck Finn: Tonight.
Tom Sawyer: Lemme go with ya, Huck.
Huck Finn: [shakes head] You might get scared.
Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn: [at the graveyard]
Huck Finn: [Huck making scary sounds] Dead seems kinda lively tonight don't they?
Huck Finn: [whirls around] HAH!
Tom Sawyer: [Tom yelps]
Huck Finn: [Huck grins]
Tom Sawyer: I think she likes me.
Huck Finn: She pushes you off a bridge cuz she likes you?
Tom Sawyer: [Tom nods]
Huck Finn: [Huck blows smoke in Tom's face] I think you're both crazy.
Tom Sawyer: Hey Huck watcha got in the sack?
Huck Finn: Dead cat. Wagon run over 'em. Guts come out both ends.
Tom Sawyer: What's a dead cat good for?
Huck Finn: To cure warts away.
Tom Sawyer: Well, I got one. How's it work?
Huck Finn: You take your dead cat to the graveyard on the day somebody wicked's been buried, and when the devil comes, you heave your cat at him and say "Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done with you". That'll fetch any wart.
Tom Sawyer: Sounds right. So when are you gonna try it?
Huck Finn: Tonight.
Tom Sawyer: Lemme go with ya, Huck.
Huck Finn: [shakes head] You might get scared.
Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn: [at the graveyard]
Huck Finn: [Huck making scary sounds] Dead seems kinda lively tonight don't they?
Huck Finn: [whirls around] HAH!
Tom Sawyer: [Tom yelps]
Huck Finn: [Huck grins]
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