Walk a Mile in My Pradas Quotes

Young Tony Parisi: Mommy, do you think they sing good?
Mary: They sing well. Be more careful with your English.

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Sister Betty: Gay is evil, Tony. Gay is evil.

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Stefanie: BTW, you didn't get her something stupid again this year, did you?
Tony: Whadda you mean something stupid again? I buy great gifts.
Stefanie: OMG, really? A twin set of snuggies?
Tony: OMG, yes!

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John: I don't get it. Here we have another state makin' it legal for gay couples to get married AND have kids.
Mary: What's wrong with that?
John: Tony, would you like to tell your mother what's wrong with that?
Tony: Marriage is an institution between a man ad a woman. Besides, no kid should have to have two fathers.
John: Dhat's right.
Tony: One's bad enough.

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Tony: Hey, where's the new guy from?
Brian: It's the boss's nephew.
Tony: The boss has a fudge-packer for a nephew?

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Tony: So, we had a new guy at work.
Sarah: Mmm, tell me.
Tony: Homo.
Sarah: Oh, Tony, please don't use that word.
Tony: Well, what word do you want me to use?
Sarah: Well, why do you have to label him at all? Can't he just be a guy you work with, end of story?
Tony: I think you mean END OF FAIRY TALE.

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Tony: What happened? You break a nail?
Steve: No, I got my finger caught. What are we, in kindergarten?
Tony: Why? You wanna take a nap with me?
Steve: You're the last person I would want to take nap with.
Tony: Oh, come on, Steve. I saw you checkin' out my ass.
Steve: The only reason I would check out YOUR ass is if I needed a place to show my home movies.

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Tony: Brian, tell me, do I have a flat ass?
Brian: I don't know, Tony. Pull down your pants so we can all see?

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Joe Bergers: This is my Secret Santa gift?
Sarah: Yes.
Joe Bergers: And did Tony pick it out?
Sarah: Yes.
Joe Bergers: So my guess is: lesbian porn DVD?

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Tony: You two know each other.
Steve: Yes, we met when I studied abroad.
Tony: I didn't think you studied broads.

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Tony: Does, uh, my make-up look okay?
Michael: No, you... you still look forty.

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Kathy: Where's the bathroom?
Tony: Don't you ladies go in pairs? Steve, why don'tcha go with her?

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Tony: [seeing Steve and Michale kiss]Guys... Get a bathhouse.
Steve: You know, I am sick and tired of your homophobic slurs.
Tony: I didn't slur. I said it very clearly.

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Tony: [checking out a man's butt]Wow! Bet a quarter up THAT ass you'd get change back.

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Steve: [checking out a woman's butt]Wow. I'd like to bang THAT like a screen door in a hurricane.

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Steve: How are you supposed to tell your lover that you've suddenly switched to the other side?
Trish: Ask Anne Hache.

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Informercial Guy: Take a fresh breath mint so I can kiss you.

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[Sarah hopes Tony was dreaming about her]Sarah: Because Mr. soldier's at full salute right now, and if you weren't dreamin' about me, then you were dreamin' about some OTHER woman.
Tony: I promise I wasn't dreamin' about another woman.

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Tony: That Martha Stewart really knows what she's talkin' about.

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[repeated line]Sarah
Michael: Who is this stranger in my apartment?

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Tony: Second ago I was a perfect gentleman.
Sarah: Well... gentlemen are overrated, then.

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Steve: Doc, the problem's not me getting it up, it's who I'm getting it up FOR.
Doctor Feist: What're you talking about?
Steve: I'm GAY but I'm only attracted to women.

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Laura: Oh, my God, why haven't you called me?
Brian: I, uh, ran out of minutes.

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Danny: With all due disrespect, why don't you get your fudge-packin' ass outta my apartment, now?

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Laura: I think I'm bulimic. I just keep forgetting to throw up.

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Steve: Don't be such a heterophobe.

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