Vegas Vacation Quotes

Clark Griswold: [running up to Dean, the Pit Boss] Hey! Have you seen this person? [holds up picture of Rusty]
Pit Boss: [examining the picture] Hm. Mr. Pappagiorgio, yeah. Lanai Six.
Clark Griswold: My son.
Pit Boss: [confused] Mr. Pappagiorgio?
Clark Griswold: [confused as well; to Ellen] Let's go. [they run off]
Pit Boss: [catching onto what's going on] Oh boy, oh boy. [picks up phone to call security]

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Cousin Catherine: I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!

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Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.

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Marty: You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

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Rusty: Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?

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[Marty points to the Table Limit Sign $10 minimum]
Marty: Come on, Griswold, You think that sign is there to hold the table down?
Clark Griswold: What can I do with five dollars?
Marty: Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun?

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