Dragon Ball Z Quotes

Gohan, Narrator: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
Broly: Not until you lay dead at my feet

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Puar: [comes back to the gang after checking out the base in shock] Yamcha! The base is deserted!
Master Roshi: The entire base? That's unbelievable!
Krillin: Goku, do you think after this, you can show me a few tips?
Goku: It was easy once I got started.
Bulma: [awestruck] I can see the headlines now: 'Evil Army Defeated By Child'!
Launch: [disapprovingly] It's just one army! [dandelion fluff makes her sneeze in her nice form]
Launch: Huh? Silly goose! How are we gonna have a picnic without any food? [Everyone looks at her in clueless looks]
Puar: [takes her along] Let's take a walk. I'll fill you in on all the details.

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Shenron: Why have you summoned me? Tell me your wish now.
Oolong: Yes, uh, excuse me. Mr. Dragon, could you possibly destroy the Saiyans that are on their way to Earth right about now?
Bulma: Hey, Oolong! That's not the wish! What about Goku, you little pig!
Oolong: What? We could wish Goku back but why not wish him back next time and have the dragon save the world now?
Shenron: Your wish cannot be granted because the guardian of Earth created me. I cannot grant a wish that exceed's his power.

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Tien: Piccolo just gave Cell everything he had and it didn't even phase him.

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Vegeta: Amazing. How do you do it Kakarot? You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you, always ready to meet the next challenge, even if it's bigger than you are. "So, we meet at last. We have been expecting you, Kakarot. We were beginning to think you wouldn't show. Hopefully, now things will get more interesting around here." "How can this be happening? I am a super-elite... the prince of all Saiyans. and he is just a low-level, a common soldier. I am one of the greatest fighters in the universe!" It was the same on Namek. You have improved so much that it would make Recoome like you were standing still. Your power had increase so dramatically since our battle on Earth that I thought you have done it. I thought... that you have become a Super-Saiyan. It tore me apart. How could a low-class soldier accomplish so easily what I... I had struggle my whole life to achive? After 3 millennia, it is finally happened; A new Super-Saiyin has emerged, and somehow, I have become this popish witness. Then at last it happened. I too transformed. After living every moment of every day for the single purpose of surpassing you, I finally became a Super-Saiyin myself. The prince have reclaim his throne and fulfilled his destiny. But no matter how strong I became, your power still exceeded mine. At first I thought it was your loved ones, than it was your instinct to protect them that spired you on, and pushed you beyond your limits. But then I found myself with a family of my own, and my power... didn't increase at all. I used to fight for the shear of pleasure, for the thrill of the hunt, all I had the strength unmetered, I spared no one. And yet you showed mercy to every one, even your fiercest enemies, even me... Yet you never thought to kill, more for revenge. Only to test your limits, and to push us beyond them, to become the strongest you could possibly be. How can a Saiyin fight like that, and at the same time be so gentle that he wo

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[about Gohan]
Master Roshi: Has he seen... Oh, I don't know the full moon?
Goku: No we go to bed pretty early, why?
Bulma, Krillin, Master Roshi: No reason.

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[about Shenron, the Eternal Dragon]
Dende: Hey! Don't piss off the god of love!

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[after scanning the power levels of 3 Namek warriors]
Frieza: You have the power levels of a Boy Scout troop!

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[Before Vegeta's final fight with Majin Buu]
Vegeta: There is one thing I'd like to know. Tell me, will I meet that clown Kakarot in the other world?
Piccolo: I'm not going to lie to you, Vegeta, although the answer may be difficult for you to hear. This is the truth. Goku devoted his life to protecting the lives of other. Because of his selflessness, when he died, he was allowed to keep his body and travel to King Kai's Planet. You, on the other hand, have spent your life in pursuit of your own selfish desires. You've caused too much pain. When you die, you will not receive the same reward.
Vegeta: Oh well, so be it. That will be all, get out of here and hurry! [Piccolo flies away]

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[Frieza has just pulled Nail's arm off]
Frieza: Maybe you can use it as a backscratcher! Ha ha ha! A backscratcher! Where do I come up with this stuff?"

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[Jeice and Burter fly around Goku, who dodges so fast it isn't noticeable]
Jeice: I've had enough of this game of cat and mouse! Let's show him what the Ginyu Force is really about! [They land]
Jeice: We've had enough of this, ya coward. Now make a move! [Goku punches him, his nose starts bleeding]
Burter: Jeice, are you all right? Is it bleeding? Jeice, be careful or you'll stain your gloves.
Jeice: Burter, just shut up!

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[Piccolo and Vegeta sit back to back on a tiny island]
Piccolo: Is it over?
Vegeta: Not until the fish jumps. [a fish jumps out of the water]
Vegeta: It's over.

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Goku: Hi, Hercule.
Hercule: Hey, how are you?
Pan: Don't forget me, grandpa.
Hercule: How's my little girl? So have you come to cheer grandpa on?
Goku: No, silly, we're all entering the tournament.
Hercule: [stammers]
Goku: Don't worry, Hercule. If one of us makes it to the finals, we'll let you keep your title. Okay?

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Goku: How can androids have babies?

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Goku: I can go one step farther if I wanted to.

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Goku: I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster. (To Frieza)

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Goku: It looks like they only want me, and that's exactly who they'll get.

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Goku: It would be meaningless to fight with you now. You're too scared and ashamed. Live with the shock. Keep it bottled up inside you. Silently.

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Goku: Kaio-Ken! Times Ten!

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Goku: Sorry, I saw an opening that just screamed 'ATTACK,' so I did, ha!

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Goku: That's what you think, Captain Cocky!

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Goku: What did that Shin say to you? He wasn't rude was he? Do you want me to set him straight for you? I bet if I told him you were once the Guardian of Earth he'd have a little more respect!
Piccolo: No! Don't do that! Please! Don't do anything! Please don't!

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Goku: Why don't you come to Other World with me?
Krillin: What? No way! I'm married now bro! This is the good wife! Right babe?
Android 18: [blushing] Goon.

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Goku: Wow how cute. Is he yours Yamcha?
Yamcha: Huh! He's not my kid.
Goku: [Trunks cries] Okay! Okay! You know? Come to think of it he does look a little bit like Vegeta.

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Trunks: As long as I have the power to destroy you Cell, I'm willing to sacrifice everything.

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Trunks: Father, you're so tough and proud, hard and cold like a rock. But still, deep down, your heart beats like mine does... I know you feel... I'm your son and I will always love you.

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Trunks: You should know, I'm much more powerful than my father.

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Cell: [During the Kamehameha struggle between Gohan and Perfect Cell] This must be hard on you with all those wounds Gohan. I bet this makes them *burn*!

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Cell: I have yet to show you, young warrior, what I'm truly capable of.

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Cell: Now that we have the vermin out of the way. You're next Piccolo.

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