Twice Upon a Time Quotes

Fairy Godmother: Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire!
Rod Rescueman: Would you like to be rescued?
Fairy Godmother: [fire stop blazing] More than life itself! [fire begins to blaze again]
Rod Rescueman: Let me just suck those flames up then! [sucks flames into his mouth]
Fairy Godmother: My hero!
Rod Rescueman: Thank you! [blows out flames all over the fairy godmother turning her black and crispy with the top of her wand eventually falling off]
Fairy Godmother: Oh, jeez! This is pain!
Rod Rescueman: Do I get the job, or should we move right onto the shark infested waters test?
Fairy Godmother: I'll give you the job, you'll get out of here!

Movie: Twice Upon a Time
Greensleeves: Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart.

Movie: Twice Upon a Time
Rod Rescueman: I'm a super hero!
Fairy Godmother: You're kidding
Rod Rescueman: I'm actually not a full fledged one, I'm on my learner's permit but that's almost as good.
Fairy Godmother: You have a resume, perhaps I could check something out?
Rod Rescueman: Yeah I do, right here. It's a blank piece of paper but it is notarized and it's legal signed.
Fairy Godmother: You've made my day! If only I could give you a little test you could show me that you're capable of doing...
Rod Rescueman: I've got an idea!
Fairy Godmother: Yes?
Rod Rescueman: Why don't you give me a test?
Fairy Godmother: There's an idea!
Rod Rescueman: Thank you!
Fairy Godmother: Let me think of something... Here we go, I though of it so very quickly, let's pretend that I'm a damsel in distress.
Rod Rescueman: You'll be the damsel in distress.
Fairy Godmother: Better me than you.
Rod Rescueman: Well I couldn't rescue myself, that doesn't count.
Fairy Godmother: It really doesn't. [flies up onto her desk]
Fairy Godmother: OK, to make it a little more interesting I will be a damsel in distress currently on fire.
Rod Rescueman: At this moment, on fire.
Fairy Godmother: Here we go. [lights a ring of fire around her]
Fairy Godmother: Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire! Oh, help!
Rod Rescueman: This is the test where I show you...
Fairy Godmother

Movie: Twice Upon a Time