Risky Business Quotes

Jackie: Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.
Joel Goodson: Hello, Jackie. I'm not Joel. Joel stepped out for a moment. Hold on... I'll go call him.

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Joel's Father: Sometimes you just gotta say "what the heck."

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Joel Goodson: It was great the way her mind worked. No guilt, no doubts, no fear. None of my specialities. Just the shameless pursuit of immediate gratification. What a capitalist.

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Joel Goodson: It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word.

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[Lana is the prostitute Joel has hired using an alias]
Lana: Are you ready for me... Ralph?

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[Miles is taunting Joel with outrageous personal ads]
Miles: "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?"

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