True Memoirs of an International Assassin Quotes

Amos: I told you the Ghost was not to be shared. This is real life, Samuel. People could get hurt.
Same Larson: You read my book.
Amos: Of course I read the book. I thought we were friends.
Same Larson: I'm really sorry. I changed the details. It was supposed to be fiction.

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Same Larson: I'm sorry, who are you?
Rosa Bolivar: Rosa Bolivar, DEA.
Same Larson: Thank you for saving me.
Rosa Bolivar: I don't do this job for thanks.
Same Larson: That's a good signature line, think.

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Same Larson: I'm a writer, you know, who does lots of research. I'm not the Ghost.
El Toro: Exactly... what the Ghost would say.
El Toro: You know how I know that you are the Ghost, my friend? Because if you are not, I will kill you. I will cut you slowly and painfully with my knife.
Same Larson: I am him. I am the Ghost.
El Toro: I knew it!

Movie: True Memoirs of an International Assassin
Michael Cleveland: That idiot is dead.
William Cobb: So incredibly dead.
Michael Cleveland: Voice analysis is back. Name's Samuel Larson. He published a book claiming to be, get this... an international assassin. We should probably pull him out, put him on a plane home.
William Cobb: Why the hell would we do that?
Michael Cleveland: Because we are the CIA. Bet you a Benji he's dead in less than 48.
William Cobb: Double he doesn't make it to breakfast.

Movie: True Memoirs of an International Assassin
Same Larson: Let's light this candle!

Movie: True Memoirs of an International Assassin
William Cobb: Could this guy be more of a mouth breather?
Michael Cleveland: Well I think his everyday Joe appearance is all a part of his cover. Think about it, you'd never suspect a guy who looks like that is an assassin. Which makes him the perfect assassin.
William Cobb: You really think this guy's the Ghost?
Michael Cleveland: I'll bet you a year's salary he kills the president tonight.
William Cobb: Easiest 17 grand I ever made. Yeah.

Movie: True Memoirs of an International Assassin
Sam Larson: Looks a lot like my place.
Rosa Bolivar: Yeah, except the stuff on my walls are real.
Sam Larson: Yeah? How's this for real? I just met with the president's number one adviser.
Rosa Bolivar: General Ruiz?
Sam Larson: Mhm.
Rosa Bolivar: How did you get a meeting with him?
Sam Larson: How I get most my meetings here. I was abducted.

Movie: True Memoirs of an International Assassin
Michael Cleveland: That idiot is dead.
William Cobb: So incredibly dead.
Michael Cleveland: Voice analysis is back. Name's Samuel Larson. He published a book claiming to be, get this... an internartional assasin. We should probably pull him out, put him on a plane home.
William Cobb: Why the hell would be do that?
Michael Cleveland: Because we are the CIA. Bet you a Benji he's dead in less than 48.
William Cobb: Double he doesn't make it to breakfast.

Movie: True Memoirs of an International Assassin