Almost Adults Quotes

Richard: It's a good thing that you have Matthew.
Cassie: Especially if I get cancer.

Movie: Almost Adults
Levi: How did it go?
Mackenzie: It was *horrible*. It was worse than expected. I don't even wanna talk about it.
Levi: Oh doll, that's really shitty. I'm so sorry.
Mackenzie: Like, they didn't even care *at all*. They showed no emotion whatsoever. No, that's a lie. They were like... *happy* about it. Isn't that *sick*?
Levi: Yeah, that sounds really devastating.
Mackenzie: I mean, it took me... months to finally...
Levi: [interrupting]Yes, babe.
Mackenzie: ...to summon the courage to come out to them and then they just treat it like it's no big deal. Well, I'm sorry, but it is a big deal. Like, they weren't even upset at *at all*. Isn't that fucked? Oh my god! Why are they not upset? Do they not love me?
Levi: They definitely don't care about you. I mean, my parents told me I was an abomination and that I was gonna burn in *hell* for all eternity.
Mackenzie: Way to rub it, my face. Oh and, they didn't even tell me that they were proud of me. Isn't that like the *number one* thing you're supposed to tell your gay kid when you come out to them, like... how proud you are of them. I'm pretty sure it's in the gay parent handbook.
Levi: They must've lost the handbook.
Mackenzie: I can only come out to them *once* in my whole life and they freaking ruined it for me with their kindness and blatant disregard for my feelings.

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Mackenzie: It's like this women's studies class. I have to do this assignment on post colonial gentrification set in an urban landscape posing in lesbian film.
Cassie: Did you just take everything you remembered from your art theory class and mush it all together?
Mackenzie: That is exactly what I just did.

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Cassie: Maybe I don't want a traditional life. You know, like, maybe I wanna be promiscuous and get HPV. I don't know, the sky is the limit.
Mackenzie: I think HPV is like... really common now. Can you get crazier than that? You should go for the *clap*.

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Mackenzie: Priests have had more sex than I have.

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Mackenzie: I had beach time Ken and you *still* didn't know that I was gay.

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Cassie: [about Mack]She is a self-involved bitch and a shitty friend.
Matthew: So she's just like you.

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Levi: Did you know I can speak three languages?
Cassie: You do not.
Levi: Okay. Correction. I could if I learned them.

Movie: Almost Adults