The 101-Year-Old Man Who Skipped Out on the Bill and Disappeared Quotes

Allan Karlsson: [when finding the therapist dead on the floor, having choked to death on a champagne bottle cork]He's drunk himself to death quite quickly, he has. Well, at least he won't have to have any hangover tomorrow.

Movie: The 101-Year-Old Man Who Skipped Out on the Bill and Disappeared
Allan Karlsson: [when finally getting a huge explosion]Oh yeah, now things are getting homey here.

Movie: The 101-Year-Old Man Who Skipped Out on the Bill and Disappeared
Julius Jonsson: [SPOILER ALERT]Your ass is so wrinkly, I can hardly read the recipe!

Movie: The 101-Year-Old Man Who Skipped Out on the Bill and Disappeared