Tremors Quotes

Valentine McKee: Good luck ****head.
Earl Bassett: Don't worry about me jerkoff.

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Valentine McKee: STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way!
Earl Bassett: [waking up] You dumb ****. I was in a stampede once. Five hundred head, all hell-bent for the horizon.
Valentine McKee: Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to 'pede?
Earl Bassett: I wish they'd stampede up your ass.

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Valentine McKee: I can't believe we said no to free beer!

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Valentine McKee: That's how they git you. They're under the goddamned ground!

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[Burt Gummer looks at the monster fought off with his toys]
Burt Gummer: Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!

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[trapped on top of a boulder by a Graboid, Val, Earl, and Rhonda are thinking of explanations for where the creatures came from]
Valentine McKee: [joking] They're mutations caused by radiation. No, wait; the government made 'em. *Big* surprise for the Russians.
Rhonda LeBeck: Well, there's nothing like them in the fossil record... Okay, so they predate the fossil record. [not buying it herself]
Rhonda LeBeck: That'd make them a couple of billion years old... and we've just never seen one until now. Right.
Earl Bassett: I vote for outer space. No way these are local boys.

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[about his car stereo]
Larry: I bought it to impress girls, but all I got was hearing loss.

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[Crushing a stray acid plant seed underfoot]
Burt Gummer: Sloppy.

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[Larry comes in yelling]
Nancy Sterngood: Woah! Are you okay?
Larry: It's Plantimal! It must be stopped!

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[referring to Shriekers]
Tyler: Damn Jurassic Park wanna-be bastards.

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Cletus Poffenberger: Mixmaster is on the loose.

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Rosalita: Why does everything weird thing in this valley go for me first?

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Tyler: [after shocking shriekers with a lamp the power goes out] There goes the backup generator...
Burt Gummer: [lights power back on] Backup backup-generator

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Tyler: Graboid-interuptus.

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Burt Gummer: Don't fire until you see the whites of their heat-seeking organs.

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Burt Gummer: Excuse me, ladies, but I really don't think every tourist who comes to town is on a need-to-know basis.
Nancy Sterngood: Well, why not? Thought you didn't like cover-ups, Burt.
Burt Gummer: I don't.
Nancy Sterngood: Well?
Burt Gummer: Well, what?
Nancy Sterngood: Well, either you believe in a free flow of information, or you don't.
Burt Gummer: It's not that simple. My point is, we have to maintain at least some control over...
Nancy Sterngood: ...over who knows what. And who decides that, Burt? I mean, come on, it's the same as a cover-up.
Burt Gummer: Disseminating information in a controlled manner to protect the integrity of an investigation is not a cover-up.
Nancy Sterngood: Listen to yourself.
Burt Gummer: I'd rather do that than listen to you.

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Twichell: Uh-Oh. Gummer and Gasoline, not a good combination.

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Larry: We gotta do what we can with what we got.
Burt Gummer: I'll remember that.

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Dr. Casey Matthews: [about the gun Tyler is holding] Is that necessary?
Tyler: Half the time it's not enough.

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Dr. Casey Matthews: Cletus Pfaffenberger?
Cletus Poffenberger: I am he.

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