Tomb Raider (VG) Quotes
Anaya Imanu: Lara, can you hear me? Those bastards from town are here, and they're coming down after you!
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.
Movie: Tomb Raider (VG)
Lara Croft: [Hanging off a cliff] Breathe, Zip. It's just like going up a set of stairs, only far less boring.
Zip: Yeah? Well I wanna throw up every time you look down.
Zip: Yeah? Well I wanna throw up every time you look down.
Movie: Tomb Raider (VG)
Lara Croft: [as Lara approaches the entrance to the Colosseum, she hears a loud noise above her. She quickly spins round and draws her pistols, but sees nothing. She turns back to the entrance] Rodents, I wouldn't wonder. Big rodents...
Movie: Tomb Raider (VG)
Toru Nishimura: What about Takamoto? Where is he?
Lara Croft: It depends on whether if he was naughty or nice.
Lara Croft: It depends on whether if he was naughty or nice.
Movie: Tomb Raider (VG)
Zip: [Yakuza goons start firing at a seemingly unarmed Lara and she dives for cover behind a bar. One of the Yakuza calmly walks over to the bar, expecting an easy kill and is blown away when he looks behind it. Lara then stands up holding her trademark pistols, and procedes to kill all the yakuza goons in the room] Where'd you get those?
Lara Croft: Basic ettiquette: Never arrive at a party empty-handed.
Lara Croft: Basic ettiquette: Never arrive at a party empty-handed.
Movie: Tomb Raider (VG)
[when Lara approaches, the demon knight bursts out of the barn on horseback, still carrying Father Patrick]
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): [to Father Patrick] Who is this that stands before me? The first to visit me in my prison seven hundred years past.
Father Patrick: Seven hundred years? All alone in a barn? Huh, those winter nights must have just flown by.
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): Silence, ignorant heretic, or I behead you! [the horseman then shoves the priest off the horse. He lands on the ground in a heap]
Lara Croft: Leave him be!
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): For the child has spirit, but what is that? When this island is littered with the bones of holy men. My gift to them for their spirit in obstructing me from claiming my rightful inheritance.
Father Patrick: And this inheritance, I would wonder, would be some way to explain why your walking and breathing when you should be gone long past?
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): The inheritance is the gift of eternal life. Contained within an ancient scroll. Concealed by the dullard Abbot and his cohorts. The scroll, which draws forth pale demon blood through my veins. I am no longer man. I am one for the earth and one for above the gaping abyss of Hades.
Father Patrick: So why stay on the island? Came for a holiday and fell in love with the scenery?
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): Hold your yapping tongue for want I clip it! Boils and plagues plaster over this island and its treacherous inhabitants! For it was they, and their ox little abbot, who plotted to incarcerate me in this dungeon hall for an eternity. I, Vladimir Kaleta, who worshipped in the first Kremlin, who butchered the Swede and the Lefsky on the banks
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): [to Father Patrick] Who is this that stands before me? The first to visit me in my prison seven hundred years past.
Father Patrick: Seven hundred years? All alone in a barn? Huh, those winter nights must have just flown by.
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): Silence, ignorant heretic, or I behead you! [the horseman then shoves the priest off the horse. He lands on the ground in a heap]
Lara Croft: Leave him be!
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): For the child has spirit, but what is that? When this island is littered with the bones of holy men. My gift to them for their spirit in obstructing me from claiming my rightful inheritance.
Father Patrick: And this inheritance, I would wonder, would be some way to explain why your walking and breathing when you should be gone long past?
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): The inheritance is the gift of eternal life. Contained within an ancient scroll. Concealed by the dullard Abbot and his cohorts. The scroll, which draws forth pale demon blood through my veins. I am no longer man. I am one for the earth and one for above the gaping abyss of Hades.
Father Patrick: So why stay on the island? Came for a holiday and fell in love with the scenery?
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta): Hold your yapping tongue for want I clip it! Boils and plagues plaster over this island and its treacherous inhabitants! For it was they, and their ox little abbot, who plotted to incarcerate me in this dungeon hall for an eternity. I, Vladimir Kaleta, who worshipped in the first Kremlin, who butchered the Swede and the Lefsky on the banks
Movie: Tomb Raider (VG)