Threesome Quotes

Eddie: I wonder how some people could be such a necessary part of one's life one day and simply vanish the next. Isn't it supposed to last?

Movie: Threesome
Stuart: How did we get on the ceiling?
Eddie: Did you pay the gravity bill this morning?
Stuart: I forgot!

Movie: Threesome
[On Catcher In The Rye]
Stuart: It's a great book, you're going to love it.
Alex: I've read it four times.
Stuart: I've often felt like the main character, Holden Caulfield...
Eddie: No, no, he's Stratladder, the obnoxious room-mate who thinks he's it.

Movie: Threesome