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Steven Prince: [checks watch, waiting for Garry to use the bathroom]This is a long piss.
Oliver Chamberlain: If it is a piss. It might be a little [mimes out cocaine snorting]
Peter Page: Poo?
Oliver Chamberlain: How's that a poo?

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Gary King: If you're worried about me, don't be. I am here to tell you that Gary King is back on the horse.
Oliver Chamberlain: Woah, woah, you're back on the horse?
Gary King: No, I mean, I'm back on the bike.
Oliver Chamberlain: What's bike?
Gary King: What do you mean?
Oliver Chamberlain: What's bike stand for?
Gary King: Bicycle.
Oliver Chamberlain: I'm lost.
Gary King: Don't be.
Oliver Chamberlain: Okay.

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Steven Prince: Ten people have entered in this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. That's going to look suspicious.
Gary King: Gay loving!

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Gary King: That settles it then, the last thing we need to do is get pulled over by the police. A - we're all drunk, B- they might be in on it, and C - we've got blood on our hands.
Peter Page: It's more like ink
Gary King: We've got ink on our hands.

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Andrew Knightley: Oh, my god, Gary, this is robbing Peter to pay Paul!
Gary King: No, I borrowed from Peter to pay you, I still owe Paul!

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Andrew Knightley: You said you wanted to chew the fat. I think you just wanted to drink it. We're not your friends, we're just your fucking enablers.
Gary King: Enabler? Oh that's a funny word. Gary King & The Enablers. Actually that would make a great name for the band. Steve, write that down.

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Gary King: [at The First Post, everyone except Andy has ordered a pint of lager]I can't fucking believe this. A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking... rain. It's like a lion eating hummus.
Steven Prince: That doesn't make any sense.
Gary King: You're right it doesn't.

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Gary King: You really had to replace the entire town?
The Network: Well not the whole town.
Gary King: Well yeah everyone except for Odd Ball and the Shifty Twins!
Steven Prince: That would make a great name for the band. Gary, write that down.

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Steven Prince: Where are you getting this from?
Oliver Chamberlain: Old man Basil! He was there with a Bermuda Rhombus and the Aqua Nazis!
Gary King: Another great name for the band. Steve, write that down!

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Gary King: Face it, we are the human race and we don't like being told what to do!

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Andrew Knightley: What is so important about the Golden Mile?
Gary King: It's all I've got!

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Oliver Chamberlain: Maybe they have selective memories.
Gary King: Yeah, like what's-his-name. Me!

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Basil: They can get your DNA any way they can - through touching, kissing, the rim of a glass... why do you think I drink out of this crazy straw? Not so crazy now is it?

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Gary King: We want to be free! We want to be able to do what we want to do! We want to get loaded, and we want to have a good time. So that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have a good time.

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Gary King: Five guys, twelve pubs, fifty pints!
Andrew Knightley: Sixty pints.
Gary King: Oh hoo, steady on you alky!

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Sam: If you think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies, you're crazy!
Gary King: Why? The disabled's is out of order.

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Peter Page: I'll have to check with Vanessa.
Gary King: Who's Vanessa?
Peter Page: My wife!
Gary King: Since when have you had to check with your wife?
Peter Page: Since we got married.

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Andrew Knightley: [Repeated line]It's pointless arguing with you.

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Andrew Knightley: I think Gary having an accident would actually be the best outcome for all of us, including Gary. [Gary rides up in his car, honking his horn]
Andrew Knightley: Unbelievable!

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[first lines]Gary King: Ever have one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the *best* night of your life?

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Basil: It's not an invasion, it's a merger. They don't want to get rid of us, not if they can help it. They just want to make us more like them. Change the way we think. Bring us into line with all the others. Become another link in their chain. Which is fine - unless you say no.

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Gary King: They told me when to go to sleep! Me!

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Gary King: Haven't you heard? We're gettin' the band back together!
Steven Prince: I'm not your bass player anymore.
Gary King: I mean we're gettin' the boys back together. We can get the band back together as well if you want.
Steven Prince: No we can't. You sold my guitar to buy drugs.

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[last lines]Big Ugly Bastard: Who the hell do you think you are?
Gary King: Me? They call me the king...

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Sam: [as Gary follows her in the bathroom]What are you doing?
Gary King: What are you doing?
Sam: I'm going to the toilet...
Gary King: Well then, so am I!
Sam: Gary, you are out of your mind!

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Andrew Knightley: [to Gary]You don't need our help to get fucked up. You've done a perfectly good job do far on your own.

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Peter Page: [laughing]King Gay!

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Gary King: We're going to see this through to the bitter end. Or... lager end.

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Gary King: There's only one Gary King!

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Gary King: Wait a minute. 1990 model Oliver was out of commission by this point of the evening.
Oliver Chamberlain: What are you saying?
Gary King: [pause]I like the new you!

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