The World's End Quotes

Andrew Knightley: Let's boo-boo!

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Announcer: It's that man again! Despite his meandering maneuverability, his strategical susceptibility, his infantile indefatigability, and his tendency towards tactical trability, he still remains.

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Steven Prince: [while discussing what they've done since high school]Anyone know what Gary's up to?
Andrew Knightley: Yeah, Gary's playing Need For Speed over there. [shows Gary playing Need For Speed]

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Andrew Knightley: You have a very selective memory, Gary.
Gary King: Thanks.
Andrew Knightley: You remember the Friday nights. I remember the Monday mornings.
Gary King: Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday.

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Andrew Knightley: [about the beer they are about to be served]Does it have a surprisingly fruity note that lingers on the tongue?

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Gary King: Who are you calling?
Peter Page: Vanessa.
Gary King: Why are you calling your wife?
Peter Page: Because she's my wife!

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[from trailer]Gary King: We're going to see this through to the bitter end. Or... lager end.

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The Network: It's a relative few in light of our long-term plan.
Steven Prince: You mean a few hundred thousand turned to fucking compost!

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Steven Prince: Get your feet off her!

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Steven Prince: This is a long piss.
Oliver Chamberlain: If it is a piss.
Peter Page: Poo.
Oliver Chamberlain: How's that a poo?

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Gary King: How's um...?
Peter Page: Vanessa?
Gary King: No, your wife.
Peter Page: Vanessa.
Gary King: Yeah, how's she?

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Sam: I'm just going to head to the loo.
Gary King: [Snickers and jumps off the couch to follow Sam in the bathroom]Nature called!

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[Gary, Andy, Steven, Oliver and Peter drink in unison]Gary King: Drinking.
Oliver Chamberlain: Ahhhh.
Steven Prince: Beer.
Andrew Knightley: Pubs.
Peter Page: [burps]
Gary King: Shall we? [they leave the bar drunkenly]

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[Gary is playing music in the car]Steven Prince: Hey, I put this on the tape for you didn't I?
Gary King: Yeah, this is it.
Steven Prince: This is the tape?
Gary King: Yeah, yeah look. [Gary hands Steven the case]
Steven Prince: Where did you find it?
Gary King: It was in the tape player.

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[Motorcycle policeman has just pulled over Gary King]Motorcycle Policeman: Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?
Gary King: Was the music too loud?
Motorcycle Policeman: Your left brake light's faulty.
Gary King: Oh! The old brake lights, so called 'cause they're always braking. I'll get that sorted out officer.
Motorcycle Policeman: I'll see your licence, sir.
Gary King: Yep. [he searches for his wallet]
Gary King: Oh, you know what it's in my wallet, and I left that at the bloody gym.
Motorcycle Policeman: Any other form of identification?
Gary King: Nope. It's all in my sports bag. That's bloody typical, isn't it?

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Guy Shepherd: No, Peter, of course I'm not a robot.

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Andrew Knightley: [at The World's End]You don't have to do this, Gary...
Gary King: Yeah, I do.

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Steven Prince: [about getting everyone out of town during an alien invasion]Andy could drive! He's te-toed!
Andrew Knightley: [cuts to Andy drinking all five of the shots]Mmm... Mmm... Mmm... Mmmm... Mmmmm!

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Reverend Green: Look, a lot has changed since you left.
Gary King: I know!
Reverend Green: How much do you know?
Gary King: A little.
Reverend Green: How much is a little?
Gary King: The town has been taken over by robots full of blue stuff!
Reverend Green: Shhh! Keep your voice down, you don't even know what you're talking about!
Gary King: So tell us then.
Reverend Green: Well they're not robots. Do you even know what robot means?
Gary King: Of course I do! It's like [while imitating a robots movement]
Gary King: Hello, I am a robot.
Reverend Green: ...It means slave. And believe me, they are not slaves.
Gary King: Are you their prisoner?
Reverend Green: No, I'm very happy.
Gary King: Tell your face.

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Sam: [repeated line]
Sam: Oh, crumbs!

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Gary King: It's about Closure.

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[a mysterious figure grabs Steven and drags him away]Steven Prince: Please, I have so much to live for. [Basil steps out of the darkness and reveals himself]
Basil: It's me you numpty.

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