The Vanishing Quotes

Barney Cousins: Jeff, look at your life. You have nothing. No job. No money. No love. No peace of mind. At what point do you finally say to yourself: I'm not going to know where Diane is tomorrow?

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Gilbert: I'm about as popular as a dose of strychnine.

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Helene Cousins: Look, he put up a new one. I heard him on Talk Radio. Every month he puts up a new one.
Barney Cousins: Every 30 days, you could set your watch by it.
Helene Cousins: He must have loved her very much.
Barney Cousins: ...I do admire his perseverance.

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Iris Henderson: I've no regrets. I've been everywhere and done everything. I've eaten caviar at Cannes, sausage rolls at the dogs. I've played baccarat at Biarritz and darts with the rural dean. What is there left for me but marriage?

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Keenan: Aww, now wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that this Professor Lorenz is a hypnotist as well as a horticulturist?

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Sgt. Pete: What are you doing here?
Donald Duck: I'm a camouflage painter.
Sgt. Pete: Camouflage? [Sees the rainbow colors Donald painted on the cannon]
Sgt. Pete: Why you fool! You got to paint it so you can't see it!
Donald Duck: Oh. I didn't know.

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