Beach Party Quotes

Eric Von Zipper: Ah, Professor?
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Yes, Mr. Von Zipper?
Eric Von Zipper: I wonder if we could talk for a minute?
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: You mean like pull over?
Eric Von Zipper: We could do that too.

Movie: Beach Party
Provoloney: Why you picking on us? We didn't do nothin' wrong.
Captain Monica Stark: Because I don't like you. Don't like the way ya talk. I don't like the way ya walk. Don't like ya haircut. You kids think ya own this beach- think it's a teenage world. Well, you're dead wrong!

Movie: Beach Party
Richard: When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.

Movie: Beach Party
S.Z. Matts: [Seeing kids dancing] You know if there was no music here this place would be raided.

Movie: Beach Party
Tex Kennedy: Now, I gotta warn you, this is gonna feel like a million watts of pain, but you gotta go through this and I'm gonna be right here with you.

Movie: Beach Party