The Stepford Wives Quotes

Charmaine Van Sant: Nice khakis, Walter...
Walter Kresby: Thanks, I was experimenting...
Charmaine Van Sant: Now I know why they call it *Banana* Republic.

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Claire Wellington: Today, we are going to discuss - well, it is probably the most important book any of us will ever read. Yes, it is provocative, but it is also inspiring: The Heritage Hills Special Edition Golden Deluxe Treasury of Christmas Keepsakes and Collectibles! [wives and Roger squeal and applaud with delight]
Claire Wellington: This book said to me, 'Let's celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ... with yarn.'

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Joanna Eberhart: Why do they call you Diz?
Dale Coba: Because I used to work at Disneyland.
Joanna Eberhart: No, really.
Dale Coba: That's really. Don't you believe me?
Joanna Eberhart: No.
Dale Coba: Why not?
Joanna Eberhart: You don't look like someone who enjoys making other people happy.

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Joanna Eberhart: Hey, aren't you Bobbi Markowitz? I love your books. What was the name of that book, the one about your mother?
Bobbi Markowitz: I Love You, But Please Die.

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Mary Ann Stavros: I'm afraid I can't join you. I just don't have time.
Joanna Eberhart: It'll just be a little while...
Mary Ann Stavros: I don't think I'm interested.
Bobbie Markowe: You know, everything's not just housework, you must go out once in a while, right?
Mary Ann Stavros: Well, I'm out now, ain't I?

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[after he's de-Stepfordized]
Roger Bannister: What am I wearing?

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