The State Quotes
Barry Toink: [barges into the girls bathroom] Hello, ladies. Como esta?
Cheerleaders: Hi Barry!
Barry Toink: Endless apologies for the sudden entry but I find myself neck-deep in crisis. What do you call a guy who CAN'T KEEP HIS FACE OUT OF BOOKS? [he inhales and exhales]
Barry Toink: Temper check. Okay. One who loves to read is called a...? Cheerleader #1: God, that's such a good question. Cheerleader #2 (Marcy): I know this. That's a really good question and I totally know this.
Barry Toink: Nothing? Nothing? Do we have it? Are we there? Do we have it? Are we locked on? Envelope please - and the winner is...? Cheerleader #3: I don't know. [to Cheerleader #2] Cheerleader #3: Do you know, Marcy? Cheerleader #2 (Marcy): I don't know, Barry, like, "philosopher"?
Barry Toink: Silver medal try, but no. Adiosay, ladies. I must seek knowledge and its bastard son, truth. [exits the bathroom]
Cheerleaders: Bye, Barry! Cheerleader #2 (Marcy): See you later, maybe?
Cheerleaders: Hi Barry!
Barry Toink: Endless apologies for the sudden entry but I find myself neck-deep in crisis. What do you call a guy who CAN'T KEEP HIS FACE OUT OF BOOKS? [he inhales and exhales]
Barry Toink: Temper check. Okay. One who loves to read is called a...? Cheerleader #1: God, that's such a good question. Cheerleader #2 (Marcy): I know this. That's a really good question and I totally know this.
Barry Toink: Nothing? Nothing? Do we have it? Are we there? Do we have it? Are we locked on? Envelope please - and the winner is...? Cheerleader #3: I don't know. [to Cheerleader #2] Cheerleader #3: Do you know, Marcy? Cheerleader #2 (Marcy): I don't know, Barry, like, "philosopher"?
Barry Toink: Silver medal try, but no. Adiosay, ladies. I must seek knowledge and its bastard son, truth. [exits the bathroom]
Cheerleaders: Bye, Barry! Cheerleader #2 (Marcy): See you later, maybe?
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Darius Stone: Wars come and go, but my soldier stay eternal.
Agent Augustus Gibbons: I like that. Who said it? Jefferson? Patton?
Darius Stone: Tupac.
Agent Augustus Gibbons: I like that. Who said it? Jefferson? Patton?
Darius Stone: Tupac.
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Felix: ****ing yanks. The trouble with the ****ing yanks is, they've no ****ing sense. I had some dick in Los Angeles actually ask me where I learned English. English, ****!
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Iki: What is chemistry but the ability to attract adoration in others. You see, you're like me, Mr. McElroy. You're a sky-high-etrist, I'm a sky-high-etrist. See, I always knew I'd be a drug dealer, even when I was a kid. I saw me dad hit me mother, me mother hit me brother, me brother hit me sister, and me sister **** me father. So I suppose it's inevitable, really. I mean, you'd have to be on drugs just to live in that madhouse, wouldn't you?
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