Andaz Apna Apna Quotes

Amar Manohar: Heads I win, tails you lose.
Prem: No, no, no. The other way round.
Amar Manohar: OK, if that makes you happy, tails I win, heads you lose.

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Crime Master Gogo: Yaaayyyyy Crime Master Gogo... Nephew of the great Mogambo... Playing with eye balls ever since I was a child!

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Inn manager: Listen carefully... Don't make a noise, there's a graveyard close by... I don't want complaints coming in from there. Water comes in between 2-3 in the morning, make sure you take a bath! And no matter what DON'T SWITCH THE LIGHTS ON!
Amar Manohar: But if I don't switch the lights on, it'll be so troublesome... I mean how will I change my clothes, eh?
Inn manager: you DON'T switch the lights on... and why do you need the lights for changing clothes? Is something there that needs to be seen or shown out here or what?

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Robert: To kill Raveena... I have prepared this drink which is called The Heavenly Drink drinking which a person is instantly deported to Heaven

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Teja: [with a picture of his twin] Tan tara ra... guess who's this?
Bhalla: Very smart... in your younger days, you looked like a very nice man...
Teja: Hahaha... got fooled didn't you? This is the game... this is not me, he's my brother... Ram Gopal Bajaj... my name isn't Teja either... Shyam Gopal Bajaj... me Shyam, him Ram... my old man loved him a lot... everyone thought I was the villain and he was the hero... and then 1 day old man transferred his property to him... that day itself I swore to myself that I will also kill my dad... throw his cards down... but unfortunately in the night's darkness our treasurer Harishankar got killed... but it was good that he died... he used to talk to about good deeds and godliness a lot... he bored me!

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