Eddie Izzard - Unrepeatable (V) Quotes

Eddie: I have no problem with homophobia. As long as they do it behind closed doors.

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Eddie: This is a 14th century Ming... thing. Made out of Ming by Mr. Ming during the Ming Period. If you don't like Ming, don't touch this one.

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Eddie: When I walk into a shop in a dress, I can see the fear in the shopkeeper's eyes. They can't deal with it. The signal goes through to the brain, No information on this. Suggestions: Take all the Twixes out of the drawer. Sellotape all the newspapers together. [as shopkeeper]
Eddie: What-what do you want? [as himself, innocently]
Eddie: I want a packet of crisps. [as shopkeeper]
Eddie: What, you eat crisps? Do you not want to shag crisps?

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