The Space Tour Quotes

Liam: How you doing, Walker?
Joe: I hate everybody for some reason.

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Meredith: This song is for all you girls out there with moustaches. Just know that one day you'll find your group of weirdos and your magical Darren Crisses and you are cool.

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Lauren: Tell me your problems, my nearest and dearest friend. I will help you out the best I can.
Joey: Thank you, my softest and most loyal friend.

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Darren: We are the dweebiest people who should never be on a rock tour.

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Lauren: Julia cried, yay!

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Brian: Hey, Clark, welcome to the first day of Space Tour rehearsals. Hey, Clark, who are you?

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Joe: Hey, come here for a secret on-stage conversation.

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Brian: Julia refutes this, but they told us to bring a lot of useless crap.

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Joe: [telling the story of getting stuck behind a gate]And then it opened. [pause]
Joe: Climax.

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Joey: I'm kind of obsessed with this girl.
Lauren: Yeah, me too.

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Joe: Canada. Border crossing. Nightmare.

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Liam: What are you thankful for?
Joe: What am I thankful for? I'm thankful that I have this plate of food in my hand right now.
Liam: Dylan, what are you thankful for?
Dylan: Oh, man, um... ditto. Ditto. I'm thankful for ditto.

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Julia: I think he thought he was walking into a total shit show, but it was only a half shit show.

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Brian: In space, nobody can hear you vlog.

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Joe: I felt like a Russian villain. Every day I made this joke, I said, ve are loading de varheads. James Bond cannot stop us this time.

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Joe: Oh, if it isn't Brian, my most trusted of compatriots! What's up?
Brian: I'll tell you what's up, Joe. A big something. And that something is called I've got a bone to pick with you, mon frere.
Joe: But, my brother, what bone could you possibly have to pick with me?
Brian: I've got a problem with the way you sleep!

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