The Sonny and Cher Show Quotes

Cher: I was single for two years.
Sonny: Well... [makes an iffy hand gesture]
Cher: I didn't say I was dead, I said I was single.

Movie: The Sonny and Cher Show
Doreen Doll: Nancy dearest, why don't you read this next item, it reminds me so very much of you...
Nancy Nonsense: Really, why?
Doreen Doll: Well, because when I saw it today it was also being passed around the news room.
Nancy Nonsense: Well, I certainly don't mind reading it, I'm sure you've had enough hot flashes for one day.
Garry Glibb: Girls, girls, this news is supposed to be cutesy, not catsy!

Movie: The Sonny and Cher Show
Sonny: Boy, when they fall for the Bones, they really fall.

Movie: The Sonny and Cher Show