Slap Shot Quotes

Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call.
Jack Hanson: Call the pizza man!
Morris Wanchuk: Why dontcha call a massage parlor!

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Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call.
Jeff Hanson: Call the pizza man.
Morris Wanchuk: Call a massage parlor.

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Reggie Dunlop: Lard ass Bartley Donnellson,You all saw what happened. Stick down, glvoes off He challenged the Chiefs. Called us names, but Dave was there. Dave's a killer.
Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess.
Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place
Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus?

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Reggie Dunlop: [to Anita McCambridge] You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again 'cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say 'Jack Robinson'.

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Reggie Dunlop: She underlines the **** scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the **** scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.
Ned Braden: They teach you how to underline in college.
Reggie Dunlop: Not the **** scenes, they don't.

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Shirley Upton: Johnny always says you can just drink so much and screw so much.

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