The Smoking Room Quotes

Annie: It wasn't the food at his party was it?
Robin: Why are you asking me? I'm not Quincy!
Annie: Because I had a whole plate of those mini tartlets
Robin: I think he just dropped dead
Annie: Phew! Well, here's hoping eh?

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Sally: [talking about a bee] They teach us in boxercise that you can hurt your opponent much more mentally than with a well-aimed slap - psyche them out and their confidence goes.
Robin: How do you psyche out a bee?
Sally: You just follow them around, going, "Your honey tastes like shit, mate. You're a crap buzzer. Black and yellow stripes don't go". They soon get depressed and fly off.

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Sally: [talking about Annie] ? and if she has got the clap...
Lilian: [gasps] Has she?
Sally: Claims to... But then again she claimed to have met Ben Affleck in Safeways so... forget I mentioned it!
Lilian: [after a long silence] Who'd she catch it off?
Sally: I shouldn't say.
Lilian: [Robin mouths something at Lilian. Whispering] Who?
Robin: [after several failed attempts] Clint!
Lilian: Never!
Sally: Robin! Can't the poor girl have any privacy? As if the itching ain?t enough!

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Sharon: [Robin has asked Sharon is she knows the theme tune to a program] Television's boring - a load of people you don't know chuntering away in the corner of the room!
Robin: Am I ever gonna get this! [storms off]
Sharon: I've no objection to you lot watching television if it helps you to relax and prepare for the next day, but I have a social life.
Lilian: We never see you down the Nags!
Sharon: I said a social life - not a drink problem.

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