The Secret Life of the American Teenager Quotes

Anne Juergens: You can't run away from this, Amy. You have to face the fact that you are halfway through your pregnancy, and the baby's going to be here before you know it.
Amy Juergens: [gasps suddenly, puts her hand on her stomach] Mom, I think the baby agrees with you. [sinks onto the bed, Anne and Ben following anxiously]
Amy Juergens: I think it might be coming right now. [puts her hand on her stomach, gasps again]
Amy Juergens: Mom, it's moving. It's really moving. [exchanges a glance with Ben]
Amy Juergens: I thought I felt it before but I wasn't sure. Now I'm sure.
Ben Boykewich: [concerned] Do you want me to call an ambulance?
Anne Juergens: [smiling] It's okay. It's supposed to move. The baby's not coming right now. But it is coming.
Amy Juergens: Mom, I don't think I can do this.
Anne Juergens: You can do this, Amy. You can. You have to. [pulls Amy into her arms, Amy gasps once more]
Anne Juergens: It's okay.

Movie: The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Ben Boykewich: [at the end of his first talk with the new counselor] Oh, uh, could I have a condom?
Marcelino Molina: ...For what?
Ben Boykewich: You're going to need to know what a condom's for if you're going to make it in this job, Mark.
Marcelino Molina: ...Get out of my office!

Movie: The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Jack Pappas: [in a football huddle in the locker room before a game] Father, forgive us for our many sins, for not being strong when temptation leads us astray... Give us the strength to do thy will... especially when it's much easier to give in to the pleasures of the flesh... Let us not be distracted by the women who are here to lead us in to situations that would lead us straight into hell and destroy our souls forever... but to cheer us on to victory... with their short *skirts* and tight *sweaters*... and hot bodies...

Movie: The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Ricky Underwood: Hey, it's Madison right?
Madison Cooperstein: What do you want? And if it's sex, forget it.
Ricky Underwood: No, but thank you for offering.

Movie: The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Anne Juergens: Hurry up, you're gonna be late for school
Ashley Juergens: At least I won't be late for my period

TV Show: The Secret Life of the American Teenager