The Room Quotes

Mark: Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
Lisa: How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.

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Heidi: Keith's put me on a health kick. He says I lost my shape after Dane was born. I'm only allowed to eat meat.

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Henry Townshend: Hey! Watch out for that kid.

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Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

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Laena: At work people make jokes all the time, they're all good people but they're disgustingly not funny. So I have this laugh, I don't know where I found it, all I know is it's the 2nd coming of the anti-christ, in laughter form.

Movie: The Room