The Brendan Leonard Show Quotes

Troy the Accordian player: Is this Heaven?
Brendan Leonard: No, it's the Brendan Leonard Show

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Brendan Leonard: Use 'chill' as an adjective, noun, pronoun, and adverb.
Patrick Mohr: You wanna go chill at the chill?

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Brendan Leonard: My fiends call me B-dawg, B-wax, B-smooth, and Susan.

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Michael Carney: [during the farmer's tan contest] I didn't take any prisoners. You think I took prisoners? I didn't take any prisoners. I got my belly button tanned.

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[Brendan is talking about Kevin Carlson]
Brendan Leonard: What he lacked in scholarly activity he made up for in prat-falls.

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