The Oscar Quotes

Barney Yale: Hey, uh, Mr. Fane, you're a pretty chilly item. I can't figure you out.
Frankie: Yeah. How 'bout that.

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Frankie Fane: Are you a tourist or a native?
Kay Bergdahl: Take one from Column A and two from Column B. You get an egg roll either way.

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Frankie Fane: You know, I think you go a little soft in the gourd early in the morning.
Sophie Cantaro: [angrily] Look at me when you talk to me! I'm not some sort of garbage pail you can slap a lid on and walk away!

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Kay: Bye, Frankie! And I hope the Oscar keeps you warm on cold nights!
Frankie: Yeah, go on and run! You're too stupid to understand!

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Sam: Miss Cheryl Barker. Butter would melt in her mouth.
Hymie Kelly: [laughs] Why not? She's got a hot mouth.

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Sheriff: Hymie Kelly. Where'd ya get the name Kelly, *Hymie*?
Hymie Kelly: From my father, Michael Kelly! And he got it from his father, Timothy Kelly! And my mother's name was Sadie Rabinowitz, any more questions?

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