The Opposite Sex Quotes
Dedee Truitt: [narrating] Rule one of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in.
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Dedee Truitt: I know in movies you kind of feel sorry for girls like this, but in real life, you wouldn't be sitting next to her either.
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Eli: Two beers.
Ball park attendant: Lite beer?
Eli: Do I look like a pussy?
Ball park attendant: Lite beer?
Eli: Do I look like a pussy?
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Girl Student: This is America, and we're Christians here - aside from a few Jewish people who were just born that way - and I can tell you one thing: Jesus Christ and his apostles were certainly not into "man-on-man action," which is how they describe it on their porno videos, which, I am proud to say, Blockbuster does not carry. Um, I work there and it's very family... [pause]
Girl Student: Plus, that religion John Travolta belongs to.
Girl Student: Plus, that religion John Travolta belongs to.
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Gloria Dell: Do you want me to spit in Crystal's eye for you?
Kay Hilliard: Kay nods No.
Gloria Dell: You're passing up a big chance, 'cause where I spit no grass grows ever.
Kay Hilliard: Kay nods No.
Gloria Dell: You're passing up a big chance, 'cause where I spit no grass grows ever.
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Lucia: Why did he grow that beard? And his posture! He looks like Early Man.
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