The Monster Quotes
[About Eye Guy]
Lord Zedd: He was a particularly evil creature, because he could see everything.
Lord Zedd: He was a particularly evil creature, because he could see everything.
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Shaggy: [talking to Scooby] Like, whoever heard such a ridiculous story? A 10-foot hairy monster with big feet and sharp teeth? Sounds like something out of a cartoon!
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[Theme song]
Professor Weirdo: Six drops of Essence of Terror, Five drops of Sinister Sauce;
Count Kook: When the stirring's done, can I lick the spoon?
Professor Weirdo: Of course! A-ha! Of course! Now for a pinch of tenderness But I must use only a touch, For without a touch of tenderness He might destroy me!
[Kook accidentally knocks Weirdo's arm]
Professor Weirdo: OOPS! Too much!
[with stethoscope]
Professor Weirdo: Better hold your breath; it's starting to tick!
Count Kook: Better hold my hand; I'm feeling sick!
[The monster arises]
Milton The Monster: Hello, Daddy!
Professor Weirdo: Good heavens! What have I done?
Milton The Monster: I'm Milton, your brand new son!
Professor Weirdo: Six drops of Essence of Terror, Five drops of Sinister Sauce;
Count Kook: When the stirring's done, can I lick the spoon?
Professor Weirdo: Of course! A-ha! Of course! Now for a pinch of tenderness But I must use only a touch, For without a touch of tenderness He might destroy me!
[Kook accidentally knocks Weirdo's arm]
Professor Weirdo: OOPS! Too much!
[with stethoscope]
Professor Weirdo: Better hold your breath; it's starting to tick!
Count Kook: Better hold my hand; I'm feeling sick!
[The monster arises]
Milton The Monster: Hello, Daddy!
Professor Weirdo: Good heavens! What have I done?
Milton The Monster: I'm Milton, your brand new son!
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[begging the cops to lock him up]
Wolfman: [fires two shots in the air] Lock me up!
Wolfman: [fires two shots in the air] Lock me up!
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[Dracula throws dynamite in the boys' tree house]
Dracula: Meeting adjourned.
[the tree house explodes]
Dracula: Meeting adjourned.
[the tree house explodes]
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[last lines]
Clark Kent: That's a wonderful story, Lois.
Lois Lane: Thanks, Clark. But I owe it all to Superman.
Clark Kent: That's a wonderful story, Lois.
Lois Lane: Thanks, Clark. But I owe it all to Superman.
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Alma James: What are you, some kind of big brain or something?
Bobby Machek: Yeah. Big brain, big hair, big gut... big everything.
Bobby Machek: Yeah. Big brain, big hair, big gut... big everything.
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Chase Winstead: Where's Pat and Liz?
Bob: Maybe their car broke down?
Chase Winstead: Hey! I worked on that car myself!
Bob: That wouldn't make any difference if he goofed the speed shift or something!
Chase Winstead: And that squirrel is just the one that could do it!
Bob: Maybe their car broke down?
Chase Winstead: Hey! I worked on that car myself!
Bob: That wouldn't make any difference if he goofed the speed shift or something!
Chase Winstead: And that squirrel is just the one that could do it!
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Chief Dan Corey: Evacuate? The entire town?
Dave Miller: Chief, the rocks are gonna come crashing through here like an avalanche over an anthill. There won't be a living thing left. You won't even be able to tell where San Angelo was.
Prof. Arthur Flanders: When they're no longer confined to the walls of the canyon, whwn they break out into the valley floor, their rate of multiplication is going to be frightening.
Chief Dan Corey: You mean they'll grow even faster?
Dave Miller: Each one that shatters will make a hundred more.
Prof. Arthur Flanders: When that hundred shatters, there'll be ten thousand of them. The third cycle will create a million. Unless we stop them, they'll spread over the whole countryside.
Dave Miller: With enough rain, there's no boundary they can't cross.
Dave Miller: Chief, the rocks are gonna come crashing through here like an avalanche over an anthill. There won't be a living thing left. You won't even be able to tell where San Angelo was.
Prof. Arthur Flanders: When they're no longer confined to the walls of the canyon, whwn they break out into the valley floor, their rate of multiplication is going to be frightening.
Chief Dan Corey: You mean they'll grow even faster?
Dave Miller: Each one that shatters will make a hundred more.
Prof. Arthur Flanders: When that hundred shatters, there'll be ten thousand of them. The third cycle will create a million. Unless we stop them, they'll spread over the whole countryside.
Dave Miller: With enough rain, there's no boundary they can't cross.
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Claire Conway: The lab where she had to work was filled with thousands and thousands of rats and mice and other animals that were constantly being experimented on. They were always trying to shoot them full of chemicals and hormones, and things like that, things that upset the delicate balance of nature. It was unnatural.
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Daphne Blake: Okay, Fred, how do you say hopelessly lost in Spanish?
Velma Dinkley: It looks like the woods get thicker up ahead.
Daphne Blake: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: We might.
Velma Dinkley: Mostly coyotes and jaguars and boars.
Daphne Blake: Coyotes?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: And jaguars?
Velma Dinkley: And boars.
Daphne Blake: Oh, my!
Velma Dinkley: It looks like the woods get thicker up ahead.
Daphne Blake: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: We might.
Velma Dinkley: Mostly coyotes and jaguars and boars.
Daphne Blake: Coyotes?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: And jaguars?
Velma Dinkley: And boars.
Daphne Blake: Oh, my!
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Doctor Edwards: I am Dr. Edwards - the owner of this sanitarium.
Doctor Edwards: We were overpowered and imprisoned here by my patients. Our lives are in constant peril.
Doctor Edwards: We were overpowered and imprisoned here by my patients. Our lives are in constant peril.
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Doctor Edwards: Ziska, who was once a famous surgeon, controls the others...
Doctor Edwards: Caliban imagines he's Ziska's slave - Rigo is dangerous, while Dan is quite harmless ...
Doctor Edwards: They must have built those devilish traps and devices after they imprisoned us.
Doctor Edwards: Caliban imagines he's Ziska's slave - Rigo is dangerous, while Dan is quite harmless ...
Doctor Edwards: They must have built those devilish traps and devices after they imprisoned us.
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Dr. Cyrus Layton: Why, who are you?
Purple Monster: My name would mean nothing to you. I've come from the planet which people on Earth call Mars.
Dr. Cyrus Layton: From Mars? But you speak our language.
Purple Monster: I speak all languages. Many years ago, my people invented and perfected a remarkable instrument known as the distance eliminator. With the aid of this device, I've been able to see and hear everything that happens on Earth.
Purple Monster: My name would mean nothing to you. I've come from the planet which people on Earth call Mars.
Dr. Cyrus Layton: From Mars? But you speak our language.
Purple Monster: I speak all languages. Many years ago, my people invented and perfected a remarkable instrument known as the distance eliminator. With the aid of this device, I've been able to see and hear everything that happens on Earth.
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Dr. Cyrus Layton: Why, who are you?
Purple Monster: My name would mean nothing to you. I've come from the planet which people on Earth call Mars.
Dr. Cyrus Layton: From Mars? But you speak our language.
Purple Monster: I speak all languages. Many years ago, my people invented and perfected a remarkable instrument known as the distance eliminator. With the aid of this device, I've been able to see and hear everything that happens on Earth.
Purple Monster: My name would mean nothing to you. I've come from the planet which people on Earth call Mars.
Dr. Cyrus Layton: From Mars? But you speak our language.
Purple Monster: I speak all languages. Many years ago, my people invented and perfected a remarkable instrument known as the distance eliminator. With the aid of this device, I've been able to see and hear everything that happens on Earth.
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Dr. Eric Vornoff: One is always considered MAD, if one discovers something that others cannot grasp!
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Dr. Karl Weigand: What do you want?
Jules Deveroux: First, I want to assure you I am of sound mind, if not of body.
Jules Deveroux: First, I want to assure you I am of sound mind, if not of body.
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Dr. Kyohei Yamane: They are so wrong. Godzilla should not be destroyed, he should be studied.
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Dr. Serizawa: The Oxygen destroyer must not be used!
Ogata: If we do not defend ourselves from Godzilla now, what will become of us?
Dr. Serizawa: And what will become of us if a weapon, such as I now have, falls into the wrong hands?
Ogata: Then you have a responsibility no man has ever faced. You have your fear which might become reality. And you have Godzilla, which *is* reality.
Ogata: If we do not defend ourselves from Godzilla now, what will become of us?
Dr. Serizawa: And what will become of us if a weapon, such as I now have, falls into the wrong hands?
Ogata: Then you have a responsibility no man has ever faced. You have your fear which might become reality. And you have Godzilla, which *is* reality.
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Fred: There's been another murder.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper: Who?
Fred: Kochek. We found his body this afternoon.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper: He talked too much.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper: Who?
Fred: Kochek. We found his body this afternoon.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper: He talked too much.
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Fred: Well gang, welcome to - Drumna... Drummy - Drumno... Dramunoono...
Scooby-Doo: Drumnadrochit!
Shaggy: Gazoontight!
Scooby-Doo: Drumnadrochit!
Shaggy: Gazoontight!
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Horace: No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?
Sean: Midnight, end of the world, remember?
Sean: Midnight, end of the world, remember?
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Horace: No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?
Sean: Midnight, end of the world, remember?
Sean: Midnight, end of the world, remember?
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Howard Denker: It's hungry! It has to be fed constantly - or it will reach out its magnetic arm and grab at anything within its reach and kill it. It's monstrous, Stewart, monstrous. It grows bigger and bigger!
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