The Freshman Quotes

[first lines]

Dwight Armstrong, Clark's Step-father: Over there! Look!

Clark Kellogg: Dwight?

Dwight Armstrong, Clark's Step-father: Shh!

Clark Kellogg: Dwight, don't. Don't, really.
[Dwight fires his rifle]

Hunter: Hey, asshole! What are ya, nuts? You can't see the cap, it's not orange enough for ya?
[Dwight fires again]

Dwight Armstrong, Clark's Step-father: Get out of these woods!

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[first lines]

Dwight Armstrong, Clark's Step-father: Over there! Look!

Clark Kellogg: Dwight?

Dwight Armstrong, Clark's Step-father: Shh!

Clark Kellogg: Dwight, don't. Don't, really.
[Dwight fires his rifle]

Hunter: Hey, asshole! What are ya, nuts? You can't see the cap, it's not orange enough for ya?
[Dwight fires again]

Dwight Armstrong, Clark's Step-father: Get out of these woods!

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[In Little Italy]

Clark Kellogg: This is it?

Victor Ray: Yeah. Safest neighborhood in New York.
[Gunshot in the background]

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[quoting "The Godfather: Part II"]

Arthur Fleeber, NYU Professor: "Senator, my offer is this: Nothing." In that one moment, Michael Corleone says that all corruption is equal - that there is no separation between politics and gangsterism.

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Carmine Sabatini: I want you to take this opportunity. Totally legitimate work for $1,000 dollars a week. And I know that you're not gonna disappoint me.

Clark Kellogg: Well, I don't see how I could say no.

Carmine Sabatini: [leans back in his chair] This is not a yes.
[takes a walnut and cracks it open in his hand]

Carmine Sabatini: [still crushing the shell] I want to hear yes.

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Carmine Sabatini: I want you to take this opportunity. Totally legitimate work for $1,000 dollars a week. And I know that you're not gonna disappoint me.

Clark Kellogg: Well, I don't see how I could say no.

Carmine Sabatini: [leans back in his chair] This is not a yes.
[takes a walnut and cracks it open in his hand]

Carmine Sabatini: [still crushing the shell] I want to hear yes.

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Clark Kellogg: But it's an endangered species!

Carmine Sabatini: Not any more. It's in New Jersey, it's fine.

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Clark Kellogg: But it's an endangered species!

Carmine Sabatini: Not any more. It's in New Jersey, it's fine.

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Clark Kellogg: I'm illegally transporting endangered species! Please, sir, I'd like to be let out.

Carmine Sabatini: Wait a minute. This is an impossibility.

Clark Kellogg: What do you mean? Why can't...

Carmine Sabatini: Look, uh, Clark. I have a certain standing in the business community. Now, how's it gonna look, some college kid gonna make me look like a fool? It's humiliation. It's infamia.

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Clark Kellogg: Sir, I don't know where this talk of marriage began, but I'm really not ready. I'd really like to sample life a little bit first.

Carmine Sabatini: Wait. No, wait. Clark, after you get married you sample life. I mean, this is what men do. Marriage is an institution. It's the bedrock of society.

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Clark Kellogg: There's federal officers after me.

Carmine Sabatini: Did you get their names?

Clark Kellogg: Greenwald and Simpson. They told me that they would put me in jail for two years, unless I led them to the Gourmet Club.

Carmine Sabatini: No, they're not gonna, they're not gonna send you to jail.

Clark Kellogg: Oh, they're not?

Carmine Sabatini: No, they're gonna blow your brains out.

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Clark Kellogg: There's federal officers after me.

Carmine Sabatini: Did you get their names?

Clark Kellogg: Greenwald and Simpson. They told me that they would put me in jail for two years, unless I led them to the Gourmet Club.

Carmine Sabatini: No, they're not gonna, they're not gonna send you to jail.

Clark Kellogg: Oh, they're not?

Carmine Sabatini: No, they're gonna blow your brains out.

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Clark Kellogg: You promise?

Carmine Sabatini: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.

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Edward: Well, without humor, what do we have?

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Larry London: Carmine said one boy, here are two!

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Victor Ray: [hands Clark a fake passport] Is that a piece of work or what?

Clark Kellogg: What is this? "Rodolfo Lasparri"?

Victor Ray: Clark, I gotta tell you. The odds are pretty good we're all gonna be on a plane to Palermo, Sicily tonight, at midnight, *if* we're still walking.

Clark Kellogg: I don't want to go to Palermo, Sicily!

Victor Ray: Have you ever been there?

Clark Kellogg: No, of course not!

Victor Ray: Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?

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[In Little Italy]

Clark Kellogg: This is it?

Victor Ray: Yeah. Safest neighborhood in New York.
[Gunshot in the background]

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[last lines]

Carmine Sabatini: When you finish film school, I'd like to call you, because I know a lot of people in Hollywood.

Clark Kellogg: Oh, really?

Carmine Sabatini: Yeah. I could kick a couple of doors open for you.

Clark Kellogg: Oh. Oh.

Carmine Sabatini: Give you a couple of opportunities.

Clark Kellogg: Oh. Oh, no. No, no. You know, I... I don't know. I don't think that's necessary.

Carmine Sabatini: No, no, no, really. It's easy for me. I'll just make a phone call. Make it easy for you.

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[quoting The Godfather: Part II]

Arthur Fleeber, NYU Professor: Senator, my offer is this: Nothing. In that one moment, Michael Corleone says that all corruption is equal - that there is no separation between politics and gangsterism.

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Carmine Sabatini: [Looking around the dorm] So, this is college.
[Chuckles]

Carmine Sabatini: I didn't miss nothing.

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Carmine Sabatini: [Looking around the dorm] So, this is college.
[Chuckles]

Carmine Sabatini: I didn't miss nothing.

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Carmine Sabatini: I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

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Clark Kellogg: [narrating] There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse.

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Clark Kellogg: I'm illegally transporting endangered species! Please, sir, I'd like to be let out.

Carmine Sabatini: Wait a minute. This is an impossibility.

Clark Kellogg: What do you mean? Why can't...

Carmine Sabatini: Look, uh, Clark. I have a certain standing in the business community. Now, how's it gonna look, some college kid gonna make me look like a fool? It's humiliation. It's infamia.

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Clark Kellogg: My heart was pounding as I crossed the dance floor. In a few minutes I would be free or dead...or Rodolfo Lasparri of Palermo, Sicily!

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Clark Kellogg: Sir, I don't know where this talk of marriage began, but I'm really not ready. I'd really like to sample life a little bit first.

Carmine Sabatini: Wait. No, wait. Clark, after you get married you sample life. I mean, this is what men do. Marriage is an institution. It's the bedrock of society.

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Victor Ray: [hands Clark a fake passport] Is that a piece of work or what?

Clark Kellogg: What is this? Rodolfo Lasparri?

Victor Ray: Clark, I gotta tell you. The odds are pretty good we're all gonna be on a plane to Palermo, Sicily tonight, at midnight, *if* we're still walking.

Clark Kellogg: I don't want to go to Palermo, Sicily!

Victor Ray: Have you ever been there?

Clark Kellogg: No, of course not!

Victor Ray: Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?

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Victor Ray: What? You know how big this is? Bacio di tutti baci... the kiss of all kisses.

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Carmine Sabatini: I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

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Clark Kellogg: But it's an endangered species!
Carmine Sabatini: Not any more. It's in New Jersey, it's fine.

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