Rover Dangerfield Quotes

[about playing fetch]
Rover Dangerfield: He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?
Raffles: Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise
Rover Dangerfield: If they want exercise, let them run and get it.
Raffles: So what should I do?
Rover Dangerfield: It's very simple. You do nothing.

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[after I'll Never do it on a Christmas Tree he knocks on the front door, door opens,]
Rover Dangerfield: Hey folks! I'll never dampen your holidays! [door slams shut]
Rover Dangerfield: No respect. No respect at all.

Movie: Rover Dangerfield