The Lucy Show Quotes

Lucy Carmichael: [Viv and Lucy are trapped in a rapidly-flooding shower stall] Well, let's not argue! We've got to get some help!
Vivian Bagley: Where?
Lucy Carmichael: Well... maybe somebody will come by the house and save us!

TV Show: The Lucy Show
Lucy Carmichael: [Lucy and Mr. Mooney are trying to think of someone to endorse their bank] How about the Maharajah of Beverly Hills?
Theodore J. Mooney: Who?
Lucy Carmichael: Jack Benny!
Theodore J. Mooney: Jack Benny?
Lucy Carmichael: Sure! Everybody knows that Jack Benny doesn't trust banks. He keeps all his money in his house. If we could get his business we could get everyone else's business!
Theodore J. Mooney: If we could get Jack Benny's business, we wouldn't need anyone else's business!

TV Show: The Lucy Show
Lucy Carmichael: You know, I have done something that will make you very happy.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: You're looking for another job?

TV Show: The Lucy Show