The Jetsons Quotes
Cogswell: It's not what you think, Spacely. I didn't hear one word of your outrageous offer to Jetson.
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Elroy Jetson: Just wait until I play this for my pop. He'll never get over it.
George Jetson: I'll never get over it! Four D's, and an F, and an H?
George Jetson: I'll never get over it! Four D's, and an F, and an H?
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George Jetson: I'm going to Cogswell Cogs to see about a job.
Mr. Spacely: You mean you'd work for Cogswell after all this? You'd forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You'd do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week?
George Jetson: Uh-huh.
Mr. Spacely: Wait for me, Jetson, I'll go with you.
Mr. Spacely: You mean you'd work for Cogswell after all this? You'd forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You'd do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week?
George Jetson: Uh-huh.
Mr. Spacely: Wait for me, Jetson, I'll go with you.
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George Jetson: Now don't get too close to the edge of this crater. Look out, Orbit. That rock you're standing on is loose, Orbit. Orbit! [the rock gives way]
George Jetson: Oh no. Now why didn't Orbit pay attention?
Elroy: Because that was Anode.
George Jetson: Oh. Sorry, Anode!
George Jetson: Oh no. Now why didn't Orbit pay attention?
Elroy: Because that was Anode.
George Jetson: Oh. Sorry, Anode!
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George Jetson: I'll just tell Mr. Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again. [Nearly has a head-on collision with another car]
George Jetson: Why you big strata-jerk. It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business. Come on out and face the music.
Mr. Spacely: [Emerges from the other car] 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it?
George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr. Spacely, I presume?
Mr. Spacely: Correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXACTLY 5 MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK.
George Jetson: Why you big strata-jerk. It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business. Come on out and face the music.
Mr. Spacely: [Emerges from the other car] 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it?
George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr. Spacely, I presume?
Mr. Spacely: Correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXACTLY 5 MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK.
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Jane Jetson: Elroy, why aren't you ready for school?
Elroy Jetson: I don't feel good, Mom. I think... I think I'm coming down with Venus Virus.
Jane Jetson: Venus Virus, eh? Last week you said it was Martian Mumps. Anything to get out of taking that space calculus test.
Elroy Jetson: I don't feel good, Mom. I think... I think I'm coming down with Venus Virus.
Jane Jetson: Venus Virus, eh? Last week you said it was Martian Mumps. Anything to get out of taking that space calculus test.
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[Elroy had broken one of Jane's favorite vases. George is "congratulating her on not getting mad immediately]
George Jetson: And because you kept cool, you warmed his heart.
Jane Jetson: I'd prefer to warm his bottom.
George Jetson: And because you kept cool, you warmed his heart.
Jane Jetson: I'd prefer to warm his bottom.
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[George gets stuck in rush hour traffic on his way home from work]
George Jetson: Well, here we go again. Another night, another traffic jam. Boy, this spaceway traffic gets worse every night. Hey, looks like an opening up ahead. [he finds the opening and takes it, only to get stuck in more traffic]
George Jetson: There's another one. [he tries to take that one, only to find someone else has taken it first. He crashes with it]
George Jetson: Space hog! I better cut around and try and slide in. [he does just that]
George Jetson: Sunday astronaut! [he then looks forward with a start]
George Jetson: Yikes! [he crashes through a sign advertising for Cosmic Cola]
Traffic Cop: Hey, you! What do you think this is, the Indianapolis 500,000? [he gets George to pull over]
George Jetson: Well, here we go again. Another night, another traffic jam. Boy, this spaceway traffic gets worse every night. Hey, looks like an opening up ahead. [he finds the opening and takes it, only to get stuck in more traffic]
George Jetson: There's another one. [he tries to take that one, only to find someone else has taken it first. He crashes with it]
George Jetson: Space hog! I better cut around and try and slide in. [he does just that]
George Jetson: Sunday astronaut! [he then looks forward with a start]
George Jetson: Yikes! [he crashes through a sign advertising for Cosmic Cola]
Traffic Cop: Hey, you! What do you think this is, the Indianapolis 500,000? [he gets George to pull over]
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[the doorbell rings]
Jane Jetson: Who could that be?
Judy Jetson: Probably one of our invisible Moongolian neighbors.
George Jetson: That makes it kinda hard to look'em in the eye.
Jane Jetson: Who could that be?
Judy Jetson: Probably one of our invisible Moongolian neighbors.
George Jetson: That makes it kinda hard to look'em in the eye.
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Mr. Spacely: [the life jacket, once put in the wash, is destroyed] It was hit by lightning. Missiles. It was indestructable!
George Jetson: But it isn't washable. We should've put a label on it, "Dry clean only".
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Mr. Spacely: Jetson! Thank goodness you're still here! I've got some good news and some bad news...
George Jetson: What's the bad news, Mr. Spacely?
Mr. Spacely: We've discovered a very dangerous computer virus that you have to stop right away!
George Jetson: But that could take months! By the way... what's the good news?
Mr. Spacely: The good news is I don't have to do it! Bye now!
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Mr. Spacely: Keep this up, Partner, and you'll have money to burn.
George Jetson: [Thinks he's dying] I was kinda hoping to go in the other direction.
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Cogswell: It's not what you think, Spacely. I didn't hear one word of your outrageous offer to Jetson.
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Cogswell: There's only one thing worse than war and that is business, and Spacely has declared business on us.
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Elroy: What are you watching?
Kenny Countdown: It's the billionth rerun of The Flintstones. [Fred says he famous catchphrase before diving into a pool ontop of Barney]
Kenny Countdown: "Yabba Dabba Doo" Ha ha ha ha.
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Astro: Who'll Rotect me?
George Jetson: [after Astro has jumped on him] Who'll protect you? The SPCA, that's who.
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Co-Worker: Did you hear Mr. Spacely's latest plan?
George Jetson: Yeah, the slave driver. Imagine putting your back on a four day week. What does he think this is? The 20th century?
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George Jetson: I'll just tell Mr. Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again. [Nearly has a head-on collision with another car]
George Jetson: Why you big strata-jerk. It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business. Come on out and face the music.
Mr. Spacely: [Emerges from the other car] 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it?
George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr. Spacely, I presume?
Mr. Spacely: Correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXACTLY 5 MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK.
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George Jetson: I'm a big coward.
Henry Orbit: Now, now, Mr. Coward. Er, I mean Mr. Jetson, there's lot's of other work around. Why I got a third cousin who's making out real well on Mars.
George Jetson: I don't think I could take Mars, Henry. I hear those little green bosses are murder.
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George Jetson: I'm going to Cogswell Cogs to see about a job.
Mr. Spacely: You mean you'd work for Cogswell after all this? You'd forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You'd do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week?
George Jetson: Uh-huh.
Mr. Spacely: Wait for me, Jetson, I'll go with you.
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George Jetson: I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?
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George Jetson: What are you worried about? It's my life.
Mr. Spacely: Yeah well it's MY life jacket.
George Jetson: Alright, let'er rip!
Mr. Spacely: Don't say that!
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George Jetson: You're going to broadcast pictures of my insides?
Dr. Radius: That's right. The Peek-A-Boo capsule will send back on-the-spot reports of everything.
George Jetson: You ought to play some background music like, "Liver Come Back to Me", or maybe, "I Get A Kidney Out of You"? How about, "Lung Ago And Far Away"?
Dr. Radius: Open your mouth, please. That should be easy for you.
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George: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. [Later]
George: Ha, "a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do". I should've won three space Oscar awards.
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George: We wouldn't last on unemployment checks, a 1000 a week doesn't strech very far these days.
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