Igby Goes Down Quotes

Igby: Listen, I've got this discount fare and it'd be kinda hypocritical of me, ya know, you'll handle it like everything else right?
Oliver: Right
Igby: You should hate me
Oliver: I don't
Igby: You should
Oliver: I don't hate you, don't be indulgent
Igby: Never that
Oliver: You're going to California?
Igby: Yup, the sunshine state.
Oliver: Actually, Florida is the sunshine state.
Igby: Really, well 3000 miles from ****ing here.
Oliver: Is there a number where we can reach you?
Igby: We? No.
Oliver: Well you call when there is, There really isn't that much between us is there?
Igby: Just an ever diminishing amount of blood.

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Igby: It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead.
Oliver: You beat up her corpse.
Igby: I know, but after that.

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Igby: I'm going to California. I need a ****ing sunny day.

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Igby: Well, I guess DH told you.
Mimi: What?
Igby: Well, we've decided to bump all those incredibly prominent and terribly chic persons that you were expecting to speak at your memorial and, well, have me speak for two hours or so.
Mimi: What a clever idea. You do understand though, don't you, that it is customary in a eulogy to at least make reference to the deceased?
Igby: I intend to, Mother... time permitting.

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Sookie: [to and about Ollie] You're the fascist brother.
Igby: He prefers young Republican.

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Sookie: What kind of name is 'Igby'?
Igby: The kind of name that someone named 'Sookie' is in no position to question.

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