The Lonely Guy Quotes

Jimmy Carter Look Alike: Could you just sign it, To Jimmy?
Larry Hubbard: Sure.

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Larry Hubbard: Want to go out some time?
Rental Agent: I'm a man.

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Larry Hubbard: [Larry is out jogging, his clothes soaked in sweat] I'm not really jogging. I only ran about fifty yards. This is not real sweat, either. I sprayed it on. They sell this at sporting goods stores. It's made from the actual sweat of professional athletes. This was taken from a Boston Celtics basketball player immediately after a double overtime game.

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Narrator: ...and Larry Hubbard.
Larry Hubbard: That's me, fifth one back. I can't take it over now.
Narrator: Oh, all right.

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Warren Evans: My girl Melanie just left me.
Larry Hubbard: What'd she leave you for?
Warren Evans: She came home last night, found some guy robbing her apartment. They just hit it off.
Larry Hubbard: Gee, that sounds tough.
Warren Evans: It *was* tough. It's probably for the best. She's really started to let herself go. Drank a lot, never bathed, fat.
Larry Hubbard: Hey, don't worry. You'll meet another girl.
Warren Evans: Not like Melanie.

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