The Last Five Years Quotes
[first lines] Cathy Hiatt: [singing]Jamie is over and Jamie is gone. / Jamie's decided it's time to move on. / Jamie has new dreams he's building upon. / And I'm still hurting.
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Jamie Wellerstein: Did you call your agent
Cathy Hiatt: He's on a retreat.
Jamie Wellerstein: What the hell is an agent retreat?
Cathy Hiatt: I don't know, they go into the woods and sacrifice actresses to breed more agents.
Cathy Hiatt: He's on a retreat.
Jamie Wellerstein: What the hell is an agent retreat?
Cathy Hiatt: I don't know, they go into the woods and sacrifice actresses to breed more agents.
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Jamie Wellerstein: [singing]If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter. / If you had a shaved head, that would be cool. / If you came from Spain or Japan / Or the back of a van, / As long as you're not from Hebrew school.
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[Cathy's at an audition] Cathy Hiatt: [singing]When you come home... [in her head, to the tune of the song]
Cathy Hiatt: I should've told them I was sick last week, they're gonna think this is the way I sing. Why is this pianist playing so loud? Should I sing louder. [singing louder]
Cathy Hiatt: I'll sing louder. [quieter]
Cathy Hiatt: Maybe I should stop and start over. I'm gonna stop and start over. Why is the director staring at his crotch? Why is that man staring at my rÚsumÚ? Don't stare at my rÚsumÚ. I made up half of my rÚsumÚ. Look at me, stop looking at that, look at me. No, not at my shoes. I hate these stupid shoes. Why did I pick these shoes? Why did I pick this song? Why did I pick this career? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy does this pianist hate me? If I don't get the callback, I can go to Crate and Barrel with Mom to buy a couch. Not that I want to spend the day with Mom, but Jamie needs his space to write, since I'm obviously such a horrible, annoying distraction to him. What's it gonna be like when we have kids? [out loud]
Cathy Hiatt: And once again... [back in her head]
Cathy Hiatt: Why am I working so hard? These are the people who cast Russell Crowe in a musical. Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck... [out loud]
Cathy Hiatt: When finally you come home to... [the director stops her]
Cathy Hiatt: [speaking]Thank you. Thank you very much.
Cathy Hiatt: I should've told them I was sick last week, they're gonna think this is the way I sing. Why is this pianist playing so loud? Should I sing louder. [singing louder]
Cathy Hiatt: I'll sing louder. [quieter]
Cathy Hiatt: Maybe I should stop and start over. I'm gonna stop and start over. Why is the director staring at his crotch? Why is that man staring at my rÚsumÚ? Don't stare at my rÚsumÚ. I made up half of my rÚsumÚ. Look at me, stop looking at that, look at me. No, not at my shoes. I hate these stupid shoes. Why did I pick these shoes? Why did I pick this song? Why did I pick this career? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy does this pianist hate me? If I don't get the callback, I can go to Crate and Barrel with Mom to buy a couch. Not that I want to spend the day with Mom, but Jamie needs his space to write, since I'm obviously such a horrible, annoying distraction to him. What's it gonna be like when we have kids? [out loud]
Cathy Hiatt: And once again... [back in her head]
Cathy Hiatt: Why am I working so hard? These are the people who cast Russell Crowe in a musical. Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck... [out loud]
Cathy Hiatt: When finally you come home to... [the director stops her]
Cathy Hiatt: [speaking]Thank you. Thank you very much.
Movie: The Last Five Years
Jamie Wellerstein: [singing]If I didn't believe in you, / And here's where the travelogue ends. / If I didn't believe in you, / I couldn't have stood before all of your friends / And said, This is the life I choose, / This is the thing I can't bear to lose. / Trip us or trap us, but we refuse to fall. / That's what I thought we agreed to, Cathy. / If I hadn't believed in you. / I wouldn't have loved you at all.
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Cathy Hiatt: [in Central Park with Jamie][singing]
Cathy Hiatt: Is that one John Lennon? / That's the San Remo. / Isn't that the museum? / Can we go see the dinosaurs?
Cathy Hiatt: Is that one John Lennon? / That's the San Remo. / Isn't that the museum? / Can we go see the dinosaurs?
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Cathy Hiatt: [singing]I could have a mansion on a hill, / I could lease a villa in Seville, / But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in Ohio / With a gay midget named Karl playing Tevye and Porgy.
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Jamie Wellerstein: [in Central Park with Cathy][singing]
Jamie Wellerstein: No, that one's Jerry Seinfeld. / That one's John Lennon there. / No, the Dakota. / The San Remo is up a few blocks. / Have you been inside the museum? / We should go. / Meet the dinosaurs.
Jamie Wellerstein: No, that one's Jerry Seinfeld. / That one's John Lennon there. / No, the Dakota. / The San Remo is up a few blocks. / Have you been inside the museum? / We should go. / Meet the dinosaurs.
Movie: The Last Five Years