The Trip to Italy Quotes

Steve: [In reference to Alanis Morissette]You know I can see the appeal in a woman like this. Volatile women are always sexy when you first meet them but two years down the line you're sorta saying things like, 'can you just put the lids back on eh... on these jars please.'

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Emma: [upon looking at Mount Vesuvius from a ferry]Do you think it's still active?
Rob: I like to think so.

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Steve: First class?
Rob: No, business or upper class virgin

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Steve: You do know that I'm not a homosexual
Rob: We are not having a romantic dinner, we are having a stimulating lunch

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Steve: I promise you I haven't sabotage the sound system because of my aversion to your karaoke inclinations

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Steve: Rob can't do poems in his own voice because he lacks conviction.

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Rob: You know what would make this perfect now? Michael BublÚ. Bit of BublÚ. Do you like BublÚ? Where do you stand on Michael BublÚ?
Steve: His windpipe?

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Steve: [attractive hotel hostess walks by]She's got a lovely gait.
Rob: Probably padlocked.

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[Steve is driving while listening to Alanis Morissette's Hand in My Pocket , lifting his hand to mock high five when the song lyrics are such] Rob: Keep your hands on the wheels.
Steve: But that's what she'd...
Rob: She's not driving the car that I'm a passenger in.
Steve: Yeah, but she's like...
Rob: Yeah, if she were driving the car, I'd say the same to her, Alanis love, both hands on the wheel, please.

Movie: The Trip to Italy